I hate the fucking morons in the class I’m taking today. What the hell makes you think you can learn Excel 2 if you didn’t take the two days of Excel 1?
I utterly dislike and despise wannabe hackers who download and use port scanners or trojans or some other crap from some C00l dUdez wArez page. Any half-assed firewall has been looking for the signatures of those things for ages, asswipes! You’re not devilishly clever bad-ass enemies of the system, you’re a waste of space, time, bandwidth and oxygen. Go learn something about networks!
Mom, dad, get over it. You’re divorced. Deal with it already. Your three children have.
Dad, stop trying to get mom to move back in because you’re tired of shopping and cooking and cleaning for yourself. Grow up already.
Mom, stop whining about dad hounding you to move back in. Get some backbone and tell him to “ask someone who cares.” And why do you keep letting him take you out? If you don’t want him, stop mooching off him.
I hate the fact I’m going to get in trouble for posting online while I was SUPPOSED to be working in class right now!
Damn you!!!
Oh, and I hate clowns too.
Why? Just because you don’t agree with their politcal position or fashion sense is no reason not to like them.
Hey, I resent that. I have a wife and 4 kids, seven years old and under. I need a car that can haul not only the six of us, but the 2.9 metric tons of junk that we have to haul if we all go anywhere for longer than an hour. In short, I need that chevy suburban.
As for the people I hate…
I hate the worthless sacks of putrifying meat who can’t make another fuckin pot of goddamn coffe when they take the last fuckin cup. It’s five seconds out of your life for common fuckin courtesy!
I don’t hate anyone, but my patience is sorely tested by those who blame others for past transgressions rather than moving ahead and taking responsibility for where they find themselves in life. And the closest I do approach actual hatred is for those who are cruel and without compassion for others.
I’d love to take a wooden paddle with airholes to the ass of people who ask the only clerk in the damn store to please search through the stockroom for one pack of friggin’ smokes. In the middle of the night. With two people (including me) in line behind them. Christ, hasn’t this person ever heard of a fucking convenience store??? There are TWO right across the street! Of course, this requires THOUGHT and PLANNING, which is hard to muster when said moron is drunk.