I hate people who can’t spell. I also hate people who have atrocious grammar. I try not to be too rude to them, however.
(checking this over diligently for errors)
I hate everybody. Fuck all of you.
I hate being broke, and I hate my “you have work tomorrow/oh no you don’t” temp agency. I especially hate finding that fact out AFTER I’ve showed up at the place they told me to go.
It’s time to get a fucking job.
I can’t think of anyone I hate that much at the moment, and I hate that!
People who own sport utility vehicles in New York City (or any city, for that matter, but mostly New York). Get over yourself - “off road” for you is in a fucking parking garage, and I can neither see through, around, over nor under your fucking tank and you drive like you own the fucking road because, after all, you’ll survive the fiery crash.
Oh, and fundies of any persuasion.
And I agree with Dolores. Why should I take the content of what you write seriously if you can’t even get the form correct?
Microsoft Word virii. Especially when I’m the jagoff who’s sending it out accidentally.
Kiss my ass, trust fund baby in the next cube! You’ve lost more money trading on your DATEK account from work than I’ve made this year! Yet here I am busting my ass while you are flying to Mexico for a family vacation. The only reason you’re here is to show Daddy that you’re not a total leech. So there.
LM
What really bugs me is all those girls that come into school with an average of 5.4 tons of makeup on their faces and who think they are the center of their self-involved universes.
All they EVER think about is clothes, makeup, boys, nails etc. I actually saw two friends dressed EXACTLY the same way today.
THER ARE OTHER THINGS IN THE WORLD! Get over yourselves, you fucking sheep! You give women a bad name!
sighs I feel better now, really.
I hate men. You’re all a bunch of psychotic fucks.
Which reminds me…I hate women. You’re all a bunch of self-serving evil bitches.
I hate health insurance companies, Blue Cross Blue Shield in particular. What the fuck are you people doing over there? You’ve got about 9 billion people in that office, and apparently none of them can do anything right.
Small, easily correctible problem + Insurance Co = FUBAR.
Oh, but those bills come like clockwork don’t they? That you can do.
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Chief has a venereal disease??
::scractches head in confusion::
OH! Veteran’s Day. Whew.
You had me worried for a second there Chief.
I hate my stepmother. She is an evil, soul sucking, hateful, family alienating, attention grabbing, money grubbing, slothful, manipulative, suppurating wound of a wombat.
I hate people who can’t take responsibility for their own actions. The bar didn’t force you to drink those buds, and then drive.
Well… personally I dont like Al fuckin Gore. the mother fucker is all for more gun control… dont u ppl realize that that fuckin faggot is tryin to take away our mother fuckin guns… Al Gore is so fuckin queer.
I hate morons with baseless opinions.
Today, I’m a bit pissed off at Death.
But what’s the use in debating the grinning arms of the inevitable?
I am damned sick and tired of knee-jerk haters of all stripes; folks who settle for the easy adreneline rush of hate rather than bother with reason and respect.
This applies to the obvious bigots, but mostly I’ve had a bellyful of the election nasties right now. Good people can disagree. Holding differing opionions doesn’t translate into sneaky, deliberate evil.
Grrr.
Veb
I hate it when you are driving a long distance and need to take a piss real bad. You finally arrive at a rest stop and run to the restroom, you are holding onto your crank and clamping it off so you don’t piss your pants. You arrive at the restroom and there is a sign “closed for cleaning”, you look around and the janitor guy is sitting on a bench smoking a cig. You go into the restroom and the janitor is yelling that it is closed. You are standing there pouring out a couple of gallons of piss and the janitor guy is standing right beside you, watching you piss and telling you that you can’t piss because the restroom is closed. You look around and the floor is covered with paper towels and ass wipe paper, the janitor hasn’t even started cleaning the thing yet.
That is something I hate.
I hate soccer! Soccer sucks! It’s for pansies!
No, honestly, Krispy. You’re back now. How could you miss an opportunity like this?
[sub]FTR: I was unpleasantly surprised this morning when I found out that JackAss #1 had resumed posting again. Goodie, that’s what the SD needs. More conspiracy theories, UFO sightings, and soccer bashing.[/sub]