If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
Notes: You would be mentally aware, capable of thought, and fully conscious, however, completely inanimate. I suppose I should mention that you also can see and hear, although you would technically have no eyes or ears. Let the fun begin.
I will have to think about this one awhile before I give my answer.
A star.
Preferably a blue Class O star in a spiral galaxy in the Virgo Supercluster.
An extreamly expensive and exotic cherry red sports car with an obnoxious amount of power and looks that would turn any head…
or…
a beautiful womans’s four-post bed 
I would be the entire ceiling in an up-scale swing-club!
Well, I could go the one route and say a vibrator :D, but I think I’ll stay away from the X rating.
Hmm…I guess I might want to be a watch. I dunno really, until I come up with something better, I’ll say watch.
A stuffed tiger.
According to some of my family, I AM an inanimate object.
Had a SO for a few years who was a carrot. I wouldn’t trade those years for the world.
Vibrator in the Playboy Masion…
somebody had to say it.
erm… I didn’t mispell that. It’s french! Masion!
::duck and runs::
I’m confused: Did you mispell Mansion or Maison?
After careful consideration, I came to this conclusion:
I would be a quarter. I’d travel all over the country, meet thousands of people and most likely never get destroyed or lost. Everyone loves quarters!
MagicalSilverKey
If I am going to be stuck as an inanimate object that’s mentally aware, capable of thought, and fully conscious, however, completely inanimate. In order to extend the time before I go completely insane due to my inability to communicate while imprisoned in this object, i would have to choose to be…
The SDMB server. (Or one of, if they are multiple in a clustered configuration)
Then at least i’d still be able to read this stuff.
And my imprisonment would come to an end when I was finally replaced and trashed/recycled.
Maybe I could even direct the flow of electrons through myself to communicate and post messages. 
-Doug
nuff said.
Comforter. Big fluffy comforter. mmmm…
A muon. They travel at nearly the speed of light and have a life span of about 5 (or was it 12… have to talk to Doc tomorrow…) seconds; this way I am not a prisoner for long and I get to go FAST before I die
Been too long since I studied physics…
Le Sang
I’d probably want to be an inflatable banana or a bottle of holy water. Actually, it’d be really cool to be a UPC code on a box of something.
Well, I’d either be a teddy bear or a paint brush.
A teddy bear so I could constantly comfort those who need it. Perhaps I’d be a nice teddy bear and would be passed down some in a family; comforting multiple generations. A link between them.
A paint brush so I could be used to feverishly create until I was no good anymore, and then I’d be thrown out.
A pair of binnoculars. I could be at the horse races and I would be way way way up close. Plus, I value good vision (I wear glasses).
If not that- a barbeque grill. Why not? It is synonmyous with family, love, unity, those great Fourth of July picnics. I would be the center of summer gatherings (course I’d be shoved in the garage each winter).
And then…one day I go up in a blaze of smoke and nuke 'em all!! ::maniacal giggling:: Er…not that I’d WANT that to happen…
If I were an inanimate object by design and not by choice, I’d be a time bomb.
If I were an inanimate object of choice, I’d have be an English dictionary/thesaurus.