The person with the least amount of life.
I might qualify for the most unused frequent flier miles.
But I doubt it.
Most Pepsi***** Drank In A 25-Year Period
*****Includes Pepsi and Pepsi One
Greatest number of years between one generation of graduates from the same college alma mater. (63 years)
Every school building I ever was taught in has been demolished.
Widest Swing of Popularity in School (I was hated in junior high, but loved in high school, for being the exact same kind of person- go figure)
I can say all of the president’s last names in order in one breath (about 11 seconds).
Don’t know if that is special or not, but it seems kinda cool to the kids in my class!
I used to have that. I was a shut in for all but an hour or two a week. Damn work! I doubt I’ll ever be able to play 38 straight of final fantasy again. Sigh.
But now I have the World’s Oldest Answering Machine Greeting. It’s 10.5 years old. Ok maybe not the world’s oldest but I doubt any dopers can beat it.
I want to get in on this before it becomes a 2 page thread.
Once I played a Monopoly game that lasted from 10 in the morning until Midnight with only an hour break in between, so I’d be in it for longest monopoly game ever.
Sorry, you’re about 1,673 hours shy of the record.
Once, I drank 32 beer in less than 24 hours.
I’ve got 8 beers on you, but unfortunately, am far from alone in being able to claim that.
I plan on getting in for making the world’s biggest pie. I even wrote an essay for one of my college applications about it.
I’d probably get in for masterbating like a mofo.
I attempted to race a Chevy Vega at a local short track many years ago. I blew up 11 engines before dumping the car. That took only a bit over 3 months of a 7 month season to accomplish that feat.
Greatest number of pages read in a calendar year. So far, I’m at something like 35,000 (I haven’t updated my log in a while).
Back before the Big D got me, I could eat enormous quantities of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups without being sick…
Hey, I **am **in it!
Well, sort of. My pumpkin was in the Keene NH pumpkin carving contest when they first set the world record for most carved pumpkins. They didn’t bother to list all our names though.
Largest Store of Utterly Useless Knowledge.
Hey, did you know Guinness only has 125 calories per serving?
For owning the largest amount of English Springer Spaniels at one time.
