To be truthful I’m a klutz now so I’d fall out the door and do a face plant. You’d hear “No!” then a air leak hiss with me saying “Shit!”
Thats just too damn funny!
If you could manage to run past the camera, knocking it out in the process of runing past it, that WOULD be too much 
Actually that is closer to reality than you may realize.
When Apollo 13 was ready to leave the moon, out the many switches/breakers they had to use, GUESS which one they had broken off accidentally by trying to manuever around in those tight quarters in space suits?
A McGyver moment with a ballpoint pen saved the day.
Really.
Who farted?
Or, in a constricted Marvin Martian voice, “Greetings, Earthlings… my name is Marvin, and I am about the blow up the Earth in a great big kaboom!”
“Someone remove this prop! It’ll show on the footages. And bring me an iced pop, it’s damn hot with all the projectors…what?..I’m live??..Oh… That’s one small step for a man…”
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.”
Surely not Apollo 13?
“I claim this land in the name of Rocket Science!”
Then, the peeing begins.
Seriously, other astronauts must fucking hate Neil Armstrong for that. As if being the first guy to walk on the Moon wasn’t enough, he had to go and coin a weighty, meaningful aphorism to commemorate the occasion.
So now there’s all this pressure on whoever first visits the next celestial body. They know that everyone back on Earth will be expecting them to say something profound when they step off the ladder; and they probably didn’t sign up for astronaut training to give speeches.
That’s the real reason we haven’t gone to Mars yet: stage fright.
Oppps
No, Apollo 11.
13 had a more serious switch problem. Probably because they used a pencil instead
“Line.”
whooooaaaaaaHHHHHH SHIT I SPRAINED MY ANKLE DAMMIT!!!
At least, this is something I say frequently on Earth, no reason to expect the Moon would be any different.
[QUOTE=Terrifel;10659209Then, the peeing begins.
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I finally figured out how to do this while staying true to spririt of the enterprise and yet not hurting yee old wang !
Hello, ladies and germs – well, I just flew in from Cape Canaveral and boy, are my arms tired… Thank you, I’ll be here for all of about six hours…