“Differently challenged” salmon
I’m thinking gingerbread men with green icing.
Either that, or another variety of long pig.
Or maybe something with potatoes soaked in beer. (Yeah, that sounds tasty. :dubious: )
Yeah I know about that (I grew up living near Munich for junior high and high school and in Berlin as a youngster) but didn’t think many others would, and wanted to avoid the obvious. Besides Cat Noodles probably describes me better than yummy flaky pastries. 
How about Emily Nutella? 
Anduril - “Flame of the West” A kebab of spicy beef. Served sticking out of a cowboy hat.
Mine is already eaten!
I think mine would be a type of cocktail, possibly containing Midori.
First, cacao beans are taken from trees in the darkest heart of the Amazon. There, they are flown directly to Africa, and carried on the backs of the locals there into the darkest heart of the African jungle, where they get lost. Once they are found, they are flown to a cacao processing plant in Geneva, where they are made into three different varieties of chocolate, each distinguished by its own mixture of seasonings (with emphasis on sea salt and jalapeno powder). From there, they are each mixed into their own type of decadently fluffy chocolate mousse and swirled together in a large martini glass, served with a single cherry in the center.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Spatial Rift 47.
Boiled lamb.
I’ll take two!
Obviously, my name would be for an erection medication.
Well then, you obviously are Lobster on a stick! Of course exclusively sold by CMOT Dibbler and his assorted franchees.
Huh. I imagined your name as a children’s hard candy, shaped like bones, and if they assemble them correctly can make Mr. Rackabones. Of course they can open multiple packets and make other fanciful characters with four arms and three heads.
This is classic. I love the fact that breakfast happy family is in quotes. Because you know exactly how “happy” those kids willbe when they realize that Shot Fromg Guns has no sugar compared to the ArrMatey! they’re used too.
A Las Vegas buffet.
Argentinian Liver sandwich
High fiber cereal. The sequel, with raisins.
I was thinking the Umbriel was more of a pastry delicacy (like a streudel, except maybe Spanish or French).
Uhh, sometimes like a battery, sometimes sweet, sometimes like nothing at all, usually pleasant.