Hmmmm. I think of myself as salty, crunchy snack of some sort.
I resemble that remark.
My username is my favorite salad.
Hot Pockets
Apparently I am also a type of (rather stodgy) traditional British food. So a little stuffed dumpling? 
I have to stay far, far away from you, because I am deathly allergic to grapefruit.
Sigmagirl? Probably a new pharmaceutical for those female troubles, but as for food? Maybe S-shaped cheese doodles.
I guess mine would be some especially tasty food that is served on airplanes.
Like, for instance
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ah, screw it!
This thread has completely cracked me up, for some reason!
I think of myself as a piping hot dessert with peanut butter balls somehow incorporated into it. (I was thinking akin to apple brown betty.)
I’m a breakfast cereal AND a multi-surface cleaner.
I think I am a lopsided confection of some sort. Likely involving a lot of fluffy frosting.
I think it’d look more like a funky E.
Some sort of holiday confection, like a sugar plum.
Jello shooter
Not quite what you were thinking of: Buckeyes.
Inflight oysters?
A savory, crunchy snack food – sort of like Chex Mix but spicier.
twicksters are for kidsters
Something like bread pudding. Yum…
I pictured you as candy with a cookie crunch.
A feathery crepe, served on a vinyl single.
Different spelling. 