OK, then: Sigmagirl: Greek alphabet soup that didn’t pass inspection.
SquidRing
I think Mahna Mahnas would be an insanely sugary breakfast cereal with little bits of colourful “marshmallows” shaped like Muppets characters.
Oh, and it would turn your milk bright pink.
Bramble soufflé
Hai Bhopal
:d&r:
A snotty French sparkling water
I don’t know exactly what I am, but I sure don’t sound very appetizing.
Pronounced badly, I’d probably be one of those “lawn-clipping” greens that show up in pretentious salads. Pronounced correctly, I’d likely be one of those additives that show up at the end of highly processed foods, right after xanthan gum and guar.
Food should never contain “yaker”. 
Dunno. Could be anything.
Pork Chop
Kind of like “Meatloaf Surprise Casserole”, only more mysterious? 
I don’t believe a meanoldlady would be something anyone would like to eat.
You and I sound like a particularly stringy helping of “long pig.”
You could be my side dish.
I’m thinking you’d be more like a really big pastry with white icing.
Me? “I’ll have a turkey, durian, and Nutella on rye, hold the mayo. Can I get a bag of Twicksters with that? And a bottle of Loisseau.”
I’d say I would probably be raspberries.
This is kind of tough, but I can see someone walking into a bar and ordering an Intergalactic Gladiator.
Maybe a glass of beer (I’m thinking Smithwicks) with a crispy piece of bacon in it with a squirt of EZ Cheez on a plate next to it.
I suppose I’d be one of those cold Hungarian fruit soups that are so tasty and that you only get on cruise ships these days. Mmmm, cruise ship soup.