Have you ever wondered if my pet could talk what would he say? Maybe it would ask for something or tell you something that it couldn’t tell you before…Like for example my cat Vern would probably…no wait he would definately say GET OFF THAT COMPUTER THINGY!!! Because sometimes I get home and the first thing I do is get online…so lets here those pets speak out through there owners…
I don’t think I WANNA know what my cats would say…
My pet does talk… African Grey parrot… knows what he’s saying too, says “Phone” when it rings and says “Dinner” when his dish is empty and he wants to be fed… also calls “Dinner” when mom is cooking.
Mine just wants food. But then she’s an old cat.
she would say “pay attention to me!” “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me” … “pay attention to me”
I am sure of it !!! I have translated from cat and I figure that this is what she is saying!!
My dog would probably just beg for attention and either tell me to stop cooing and play with him or say “oh yeah, keep doing that… ahhhh”
Kitty
My dog would be like the old far side cartoon - a translation of his barking would be “hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey”
petmepetmepetmepetmepetmepetmepetmepetmepetmefeedmepetmepetme
feedmepetmepetmepetmepetmepetmecleanmyboxpetmepetmepetmepetme
Something like that 
If cats could talk … they wouldn’t.
My cats would insist I leave the front door open 24x7, rain or shine–especially rain.
Oh, yeah, and sell the vacuum cleaner.
My dog does talk. Just the other day I asked him what was on top of the house and he said “roof roof!”
My doggy talks, he’s got a big deep scary bark and a nice threatening growl too, I can bark right back at him and we have any understanding. Isn’t having such a wonderful puppy just great?
Kitty
My ferret, while in the cage: “Lemme out. C’mon! Lemme out! Lemme out!”
While out of the cage: “What’s that? Can I chew on it? Is it bigger than me? I can kick its ass! Hahahahah! Why can’t I go in the kitchen? Whywhywhywhywhy?”
My cat: “You bought a ferret? What purpose does this lowly rodent serve? Is it some kind of appetizer? Take it away; it displeases me.”
My dogs already talk. Just today, I came home and asked Grizzly how his day was, and he said “Ruff.” :rolleyes:
Actually, my dogs would say, “We love you! You cannot resist our eyes! Even if Duke did chew your new sneakers, you cannot help but love us back! Now where are those other two weird looking dogs, those cat-things. We want to play, even if they do smell funny.”
“Ich bin Ihr Meister, Bogen unten zu mir,”
[sub] I’ve got a German Shepard[/sub]
My cats would ask me why I leave the house three nights a week to go play with other animals. They would also say, “Mom, these forced blood donations have got to stop.”
Our cats would say “OH MY GOD!!! I can SEE the BOTTOM of the food dish! WE’RE GONNA STARVE!!! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!!!”
That, and “What are you doing? Wanna pet me? I wanna be petted. Pet me now, ok?” All with a Monty-Pythonesque Cockney accent.
Mine would surely say, “Help! I’ve got another big brown smelly thing stuck to my ass!”
“I have to pee!”
“WHY THE FCK DID YOU HAVE ME NEUTERED?!?!?!*”
:mad: 
:eek:
Also, the cat would say “Why the hell is the dog eating my…”