How is that their bad behavior? It’s done because you are riding their ass. Do you not consider not tailgating?
I had “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
That one’s easy: they’re in it for the money.
IANAD, but I believe the plural is scrota. If you’re in the market, ask around for truck nuts.
As for the OP…there are any number of vulgar bumper stickers out there, with plenty of examples being displayed on actual bumpers. If you want something completely innocuous, XKCD’s your huckleberry.
I loved my Stupid people shouldn’t breed bumper sticker. There were people who laughed, and there were those who stared with a puzzled frown, then just walked off with their kids trailing.
Oh, and no mention of Bend over, I’ll drive?
Obviously some Heathen who doesn’t believe in our Good Lord and Saviour Jesse Christ.
“Anyone who doesn’t do what I want them to do when I want them to do it deserves punishment.” -The Tailgaters Bible: Guinness 1:1.
It’s not funny. And no one in the history of forever has ever pulled anyone elses anything during sex.
I saw a pick-up last week that had in 6" letters across the rear window; “FUCK ISIS”
The only thing I could think is “Wow, that fat old dude really hates ISIS” and be happy that my 6 year old wasn’t in the car for me to have to explain some people’s complete lack of subtlety or tact.
I once saw FUCK THE HATERS in huge, white, fancy italic letters, across the rear window of an old car. Got a picture of it.
It’s not?
It’s funny. I don’t like putting any bumper stickers on my car, but I certainly wouldn’t find it weird if I saw that on some other vehicle.
You just wasted five seconds
Slow learners; ten seconds
I remember the bumper sticker of the 70s:
A friend with weed is a friend indeed
Friends help you move
Real friends help you move bodies
My pug can beat up your honor student
Best friends help you make the dead bodies real friends help you move.
Saw a “What would Jack Daniels do?” once. I also like 'Lord save me from Your followers". Saw both of those a few times while living in the Midwest.
Years ago in USAF I was temporarily assigned to a base in Florida. I saw these cryptic bumper stickers that said “
NY? →I-95N” . I didn’t really understand it then. Now that I live in FL full time I really, *really *get the joke.
The OP’s sticker seems pretty funny to me, albeit not child-safe. I suspect a few folks here don’t get the full joke.
A few months back I was at Walgreens with my 10 year old daughter, behind this.
She’s at that age where I don’t mind if she’s exposed to something here and there and, honestly, if I’m watching a TV show or listening to a song with swear words, she won’t even notice them. But that was pretty blatant.
OK, what is the full joke?