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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
81

If you’re Vincent and you know it, slice your ear;
Then take a shot of absinthe and a beer.
Slice your ear of with a razor,
And then take it to your neighbor.
If you’re Vincent and you know it, slice your ear.

82

If you’re a scholar and you know it, write a book
About those ancient artifacts you took.
Write a book in hieroglyphics
–hieratic script’s terriffic.
If you’re a scholar and you know it, write a book.

83

If you’re dirty and you know it, write a verse.
Make it wandering and vile, or make it terse.
If you’re dirty and you know it,
You can be a beatnik poet.
If you’re dirty and you know it, write a verse.

84

If you’re <pi> and you know it 3.1415926535
If you’re <pi> and you know it 89793238462
If you’re <pi> and you know it
then 64338327 will really show it
If you’re <pi> and you know it 950288419716939937510582097 49445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.

85

If you’re angry and you know it, use the pit.
If your life seems like a steaming pile of s***,
Need to get it off your chest,
Then you know the pit’s the best,
No one knows your home address, use the pit!

86

!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI
,noitcelfer ruoy ta erats nac uoy
,noitcepsortni htped-ni rof
!sdnah ruoy palc ,dlrow rorrim eht morf er’uoy fI

87

That was brilliant, MrBoy1967! I hate you! :smiley:

88

!Sknaht

89

On that note:

If you am Bizarro and don’t know it, clap your feet…

90

Boo! That am not funny!

91

If you really like haiku, read below
If you really like haiku, read below
if you think that one is sorry
don’t you even worry
I do have better ones, don’t you know!

HAPPY HAIKU

Know enlightened joy?
One hand clapping-do it now!
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