Two out of three ain’t bad, to quote Mr. Loaf. But tell me about the Land of Grundo.
I’ll be 58 on Tuesday, so two hits and one near miss.
Regards,
Shodan
Wow! Birthday City! We’ll regard you as passing the entrance exam.
The Arts of the Old Farts?
Don’t post a lot, but I am an ole fart with a different (possibly sick) sense of humor. If folks outside the US of A are invited, open the gate and let me in!
I was actually at Woodstock! And now I’m closer to 70 than 60.
Right this way, Senor. (Or is it Senora?) No geographical restrictions at all. In fact, if memory serves, Yucatan is due south of Tennessee (for the most part, anyway.) How close are you to Longitude 87W?
It gets better!
I’m 50, but I think I better come in every now and again to make sure you old farts aren’t hanging around hogging the seats and nursing one cup of coffee for hours on end.
This ain’t McDonald’s. But you can have one of the high chairs if you promise not to play with your food.
Howdy! 
Greetings Zeldar, I fit categories 1 and 3, have a little bit of a “life”, but who can resist signing up with such an enticing description as billed above? Please sign me up. Any membership dues or secret codes to remember?
The Old Farts part is cool, but I can’t relate to the Arts part yet. What did you have in mind? Posting in Pantomime? Geezer Graffiti?
No dues, and no name yet, although ProfPep and I are working on it. Ideas are still being accepted, and may be for the near future.
Maybe we could develop a Knock-Knock password…
And a prophylactic Happy Birthday to you.
I am also two years short (hit 58 beginning of this month). I appreciate black humor but am more inclined to contribute long-winded, inappropriate stories. Good enough?
I like Geezer Graffiti (Geezers’ Graffiti?). Geezers’ Wheezes works, too.
For an ole fart (I assume you met the qualifications of the group?), you get around. Never thought I had anything in common with Tennessee, but indeed I am at Longitude 88W. And señor suits me fine.
Well, Comic Arts. I’ll keep workin’ on it.
The longer and more pointless the story (especially if inappropriate), the better. Shaggy Dog stuff? Bulwer-Lytton? Or those long puns that end in things like “Oppornockity Tunes But Once”? (They have a name but my mental fuzz is covering them at the moment.)
Yeah, I’m leaning toward Geezer something, too.
Welcome aboard!
Gotcha. Do you care for “Commedia del Farte’”, perhaps?
I’m 62, so I’ll donate two of my years to Shodan. He can have them.
As for me, I prefer to call it not sick but absurd.
You lettin’ the furriners in? Don’t rightly know if I cotton to that. How do you say “Keep off my lawn” in Mexican?