It’s a very easy mistake to make! Happens to me ALL the time. Don’t even worry about it!
It’s true! AND no one wants to sit next to me at the dinner table!
Ugh, this thread is making me realize that my happiness is a sham.
Well don’t feel too bad then - we DO have something in common! I have shams too - they’re on my pillows, but still…
Jack the Ripper and Son of Sam were left handed, and you say most people like you. Would they say that to the reporters when your dump site is found? Hmmmm? That Daumer guy was nice, too. Great neighbor, I hear.
Ok, I think binge watching Dexter is getting to me…
This is real life, and yes they are berating you. I expect these people are the same ones who would mock a cripple to their face, and yell something unprintable at a gay person. 'cause it’s all about picking on those they perceive as weak.
Assuming this isn’t sarcasm you’re right.
I am also superior to those that come these boards with their lowly woes. Bask in my adequacy.
This has to be one of the stranger circlejerks I’ve witnessed on the SDMB
Nope, not going to help you. Wouldn’t be Prudent.
Sham? Wow…
Friday afternoon: check
End of July: check
Yeah, it’s to be expected.
Yes, your entire happiness was a lie and you’re just as miserable as everyone else. Doesn’t that make you feel better??
How do you stop the female’s ability to kill you with a single glance? Or do you just not look directly at them?
You poor misguided soul! How did you ever find this board?
Is this part of your court-mandated social readjustment program?
Oh, that’s easy! I am a female. ::stares at Mikahw::
Well, clearly, you are on the wrong board then.
You assume Handsome Gorilla to be sincere? Really?
You know, leaving dead posters all over the place is no way to run a thread.
I have a pick-axe & a couple shovels in the shed though. C’mon… its good hard work and we can discuss ways to get our kids to communicate without back-talk while we’re at it…
Lesbians! And one of them was in a wheelchair!
Using the past tense, hey? What did you do, scare them all away with your crippling alcoholism?
Dunning Kruger effect? 
Wallowed in self pity until my close friends were sick of it? Done that.
Believed I’d grow old without ever being in a long-term relationship? That too.
I’ve also been married for almost 20 years, helped raise two kids to near adulthood, and had a moderately successful career.
Bad and good, I’ve done it. I understand both the woe is me posters and the I’m sick of the woe is me threads posters. Does that make me high, mighty, and sanctimonious? Or just one of a jillion?