I got this in my email when I came home from work tonight (this morning?):
It’s my sister Deb’s first baby. Can you tell that she used to work as a car salesperson (at Saturn, of course)?
The bear begins passing out chocolate cigars and brandy.
~~Baloo
Congratulations to you and your sis, Baloo! What a creative way of announcing the birth!
Congratulations on the new nephew! That was a wonderful way to announce the birth!
Congratulations!!
I loved the announcement, too.
I have a June 30th, 2000 model in my lap, and man, are we going through the changeable seat covers since we brought him home!
Hey, c’mon, folks! This is my sister’s first (and probably only) child. Let’s show her how we welcome newbies (especially the newborn ones).
The bear pours more libations to encourage excessive joviality.
Congrats on becoming an Uncle.
Of course, if the baby had been a girl, you’d have been an Aunt.
Congrats Unca Baloo! 
Congrats, Uncle Baloo.
BTW…is it really “Jack”? Not “John” or “Jacques” or “Jacob” or something?
Congratulations Baloo!! Nephews are the greatest! Send my best wishes to your sister and her new arrival. Add me to the list of people who liked the email. Very creative!
Congrats, Uncle Baloo! Send some smiles from me to your sister, brother-in-law, and the little one. Jack Patrick – that name is just too cute. (One of my friend’s cousins is named that too!)