I haven’t been here for years but I came back… anyone miss me? 
I always wondered if you would finish that comment about white rice in 2004.
Welcome back.
rolls up a newspaper
Yes, terribly. Staaaand still, now.
White rice… ? Hmm, my memory is a bit foggy on that subject.
And thanks for the welcome. doesn’t get too close to Inner Stickler
No.
Wow, welcome back! The board is about the same, but they’ll let anybody moderate around here now. It’s sad to see.
What happened to you all those years ago? Did you get lost on the way to the store?
Yay! The Spidey! Yeah, I missed you (last post).
Depends…did you miss me, back when you were here and I hadn’t signed up yet?
-D/a
Depends. Did you bring pie?
Ha! I did!
If you’d used one more a, it would have 8een 8etter!
Let’s see if the Dope can get that semi-obscure reference.
Hey, awesome! Glad you’re back! 
Yup, you were missed. It’s good to see you back!
Welcome back!
Welcome back! I tried, but I just couldn’t fill your shoes…
(OK, I only started reading this board in 2006, so I don’t actually remember you, but based on your username, I’m sure you’re awesome.)
I remember you! Welcome back.
I remember you
The lost one, looking for, whom nobody was, has returned!