It’s the day after - hopefully you are feeling better today. If not, we’re gonna have to get tough with you… don’t make me sing!
<There’s got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let’s keep on lookin’ for the light
Oh, can’t you see the morning after?
It’s waiting right outside the storm
Why don’t we cross the bridge together
And find a place that’s safe and warm>
Let this be a lesson to you. If I have to, I’ll also sing The Sun will Come Out Tomorrow!
We read this little thing in Yiddish class today and it’s the first one I understood and laughed at:
*The police had just arrested a man for having sold pills which, the man had told his buyers, gave you eternal youth. A detective was flipping through the files later and discovered that the man had been caught pulling the exact same swindle five times before!
They had previously arrested him in 1854, 1892, 1928 and 1983.*
Bananas? No broad appeal!
Badgers? You don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Sheep? Screw the sheep!
What you need is a noodle-covered hippo!. Just click on the noodle-covered hippo, and let the bad feelings melt away.
