"I'm Dreeeeming of a Whiiiiite Sequential Thread Title . . ."

In the Pit:

Geena Davis is too old to have children!!
Maybe she should wish for Birth Control for Christmas

Here in MPSIMS:

I never learned how to study. / Would someone translate a short note into Italian for me?
Sweetie, the answer is not written on the ceiling

In MPSIMS as of 3:29:

Best Penis Examination Story Ever!!
So, a Half-Cherokee, Half-Eskimo, Israeli Soldier Girl Walks Into A Bar…
A new, inventive, thoughtful way to correct military “trouble children”. . .
Last meal-DENIED!!

In MPSIMS
A new, inventive, thoughtful way to correct military “trouble children”. . .
The best advice from a cannibal … ever

In MPSIMS

Governor Schwarzenegger!!!
What the matter with you!?(a game?)

In MPSIMS - same time
I LOVE glitter
I don’t know what to say… forgive me?

here:

I want to make hooked wool rugs, suggestions? / Ask the server

Can you tell? - this or that

2 min. later

here:

In which Bernse almost bites it and causes mayhem
The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

Backing up the brain, forgot Windows login password.

in GQ

Both in IMHO:

Marriage and Spending Money
Is Anal Intercourse a Popular Means of Birth Control Anywhere?

The funnest non-toys
Rifle scope recommendation desired.

I finally have a fridge…and a stove!

The best advice from a cannibal…ever

AND

Am I right to be uncomfortable about this?

Jock straps.

In the Pit:

  • Who takes a child to a stage show about the evils of motherhood?
  • Dear Santa

In MPSIMS:

I remember…
The Horror In The Fourth Grade Classroom

Do they actually have to be sequential? If so, these aren’t, and I’m sorry.

Oh my god. On the porch… It’s…

Governor Schwarzenegger!!!

In the pit:

Milwaukee Dopers, can you help me?
An old colleague of mine was voluntarily cannibalized and killed. TM friggin’ I.

:smack: In MPSIMS

IMHO:
Did you ever have sex with a sibling?
Please help me with my wedding!! Anyone?

IMHO

Some questions for any transsexual Dopers
Who still carries cash?

*and where? *