Seen in MPSIMS:
People, we NEED to standardise our collective wiping technique. (poss. TMI) 
Half-arsed, Semi-Secret Santa Downunder.
Please tell me what to do in Vegas
VegasDope in February?
Oh my god. On the porch… It’s…
Celebrity Death Pool 2004!
Here’s a fun game
Cthulhu Chick Tract
Please tell me what to do in Vegas
Dope the Halls III
Surreal continuing story: walking through doors and passageways
Even SWATs trip over their own feet
Right here in MPSIMS:
Predict the Death of the Previous Poster
New York, Here I Come!
I’d say that sequential thread title isn’t too far away from the truth…
The horror of the fourth grade classroom
Last meal—DENIED!
Wow, schools really are getting tougher…
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Things to drive your cat crazy
English Language Quirks
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An old colleague of mine was voluntarily cannibalized and killed. TM friggin’ I.
Tell me about when you made that perfect joke at the perfect time.
I’m worth $2,312,298.00
a round of applause for my sister
Fran Drescher + Old Navy = I want to Die
Milwaukee Dopers, can you help me?
Predict the Death of the Previous Poster
Please tell me what to do in Vegas
IMHO:
Male Dopers: Giving yourself a haircut?
So…I’m Going to Wax “Down There”…Any advice?
What level of Hell are YOU going to?
Do you take pride in your lovemaking skills?
How important is wisdom when it comes to making bucketloads of money???
How Do You Think OJ Simpson Is Surviving These Days?
In MPSIMS:
Note to self
I remember…
In MPSIMS:
Predict the Death of the Previous Poster
Please tell me what to do in Vegas
Moral Dilemma
Should I take my socks off during sex?
I’m The Target Of A “Nigerian Scam”- What Should I Do? Tucson/Phoenix Mid-December Dope?
From just a moment ago in MPSIMS.
If women have suitors, what do men have?
The Ann Coulter TALKING ACTION FIGURE!
here in MPSIMS:
If women have suitors, what do men have?
a round of applause for my sister
I’ve got an extra ticket to the Dec 8th(Monday night) Browns game. Wanna go with me?
Naked Samurai hacks up wife, shot by cops
Coors: What the hell is wrong with your advertising department? I’m worth $2,312,298.00
Who Killed Jon Benet???
Governor Schwarzenegger!!!
Cthulhu Chick Tract
Christmas in a Jewish neighborhood
What was the nastiest thing you forced yourself to eat?
So…I’m Going to Wax “Down There”–Any advice?
Favorite Toys from the 60’s “Wish Book”
Talking Dolls
Just now in MPSIMS:
Things Mary probably never said to Jesus
How did you end up here?
Recently in Cafe Society:
I wanna make a movie!
I wanna make a movie too!
Top Ten Best Film Remakes of All Time
In IMHO:
Anyone ever have sex with a pet?
Golden Showers?!
To quote Czarcasm,:
I think he did it on purpose.
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I feel like I’ve been punched in the gut
Last meal-DENIED!!