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IMHO

So…I’m Going to Wax “Down There”…Any advice?

What do you say to a work friend who got axed when you just barely missed the blade?

In GQ:

Does the Jewish Faith accept…
The “OOOOOOO OOOMIXINGOOO” riddle…

In MPSISM:

Silly and fun things you do with your kids, that they will remember.
OK, boys, time to learn the art of being a gentleman.

Things Mary probably never said to Jesus
There is a cow on top of my monitor

Celebrity Deathpool 2004!
Submit your risque photos for the calendar HERE!

An interesting triplet from MPSIMS just now:

Brit Dope 2003 Results
My stupd little dog died last night.
We just had an earthquake!

F_X

What gives women the best orgasm?

African American men and oral sex.

Its My Birthday and I’m wearing a stupid tiara!

What’s your best insult?

The Guy Who Was Banned For An Hour!

What’s your best insult?

Never try to cut and paste before that first cup of coffee. That should have been:

Ask The Guy Who Was Banned For An Hour!

What’s your best insult?

MPSIMS:

The Funniest Joke You Ever Heard
I’m In Love!!!

In IMHO:

Question for Gay Dopers…
Does Anybody Remember Wacky Packages™?

I met my father after 20 years…
I’m in love!!!
I am DEFINITELY not an average teenager.

A virtual plethora of STTs in MPSIMS this morning. Let’s take a look.

Things Mary probably never said to Jesus

What a sweet kid! (Warning way TMI murderous psychopathic babble)

AND:

Naked Mayor Pictures

I’m in love!!!

ALSO:

I am DEFINITELY not an average teenager.

Now I’m a Photographer?

PLUS:

Whitney does smack

Anybody tried the Band-aid Liquid Bandage?

AND NOW FEATURING:

What is your MANTRA?

Cthulhu Chick Tract

Saddam Hussein Captured!
I have my own ugly naked guy!

in MPSIMS this morning:

Another former senator passes away
I have my own ugly naked guy!

IMHO:

Do women enjoy sex?
A definition for the term “Meh”

(For some reason, I can picture Mr. Spock asking this with an arched eyebrow.)

IMHO:

How fast is TOO FAST?
young men and number of orgasms

IMHO:

Why is sex with someone else so much more satisfying than masturbation?
What’s your special ability?