I don’t know what you’re having for lunch today, but I’m willing to bet it’s not as tasty as a banana split. 
SmithWife is out running errands with the littl’uns, and I’m unemployed, so I’ve got nobody to set a good example for during the next hour or so.
:: smacks lips obscenely ::
Mmm…
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, or Snorky?
Bingo. With fava beans (and a nice Chiante).
:: slurp ::
Isn’t it divine to be an adult? This is what we always said we’d do!
I totally shocked my then 5 or 6 year old son by allowing us to eat chocolate cake for breakfast once. He suggested it as a joke, and when I shrugged and said, “Sure, why not?” he looked like this: :eek:
That’s because you’re a cool mom.
That’s why I like you so Winston . You really know how to live life to the fullest. 
(WhyNot, will you adopt me? Please? I promise to do chores and bring home good report cards and everything!)
You got your fruit, you got your dairy, and if you add nuts you got your protein.
What could be more nutrious?
No, me! I’m the motherless little girl - one mother who birthed me and one who adopted me and neither really loved me.
WhyNot, please adopt me? I’m independent and all I want is a little love!
*Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork *
Coming Soon: **WhyNot’s Bakery and Home For Wayward Girls
**
We did have a big glass of milk with the cake, as I recall. “Part of this complete breakfast!”
Of course, y’all are grownups now. You COULD go get your *own *chocolate cake, y’know!
Hmmm…I wonder what time the toddler would go to bed if we had banana splits for dinner…
The lightbulb goes on!
WhyNot–well, there is a Second Cup near the library, but I’m sure your cake is much better 
Hee. When my parents had people over we would have the leftover dessert for breakfast the next day. Or we would have leftover birthday cake the next day. That may be where I got the habit of pouring milk over cake; it would make it more like cereal. 
And once I had a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey for breakfast. Hey, it has banana, just like cereal can.
This reminds me of a Jim Gaffigan bit on cake… Goes something like this?
Who said you can’t have cake for breakfast? what about muffins? Who are we kidding? It’s just a bald cupcake. What about pancakes?
‘Dad can I have cake for breakfast?’
‘Cake, oh hell no, you’re having fried cake with syrup. Why don’t you eat that and try not to nap’
Sometimes when my sister is visiting my mom will make what we call “junk supper.” Basically you get out all the junk food you can find and have an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s great fun.
Yabbut it’s totally different when Mom says you can.
I haven’t had a banana split since drug store soda fountains disappeared. I loved them.
And one fountain in my home town made one with a grand flourish and called it a Chocolate Marshmallow Banana Nut Smash.
:eek:
Sorry, Anaamika, I must use my powers where the need is greatest:
[MOM VOICE] David Middlename Simmons! Stop being a darn fool and enjoy the good things in life once in a while! Get your backside to the nearest Premium Ice Creme Parlor and order yourself a banana split and DON’T let me see your pixels in here again without hot fudge smeared on them, young man![/MOM VOICE]
I had peaches, pound cake, and homemade whipped cream for supper tonight. I love being a grown-up!