For the last few weeks I’ve been getting a stream of porn spam. The subjects are typical of the genre (“Nacked gurls want yure love”) and presumedly so are the contents. But the names of the people supposedly sending me these emails are inspired. Here’s the list of people I’ve gotten mail from:
Triumvirates Q. Kindergartens
Xenophobia K. Militant
Lags S. Shuttling
Fiber I. Interview
Herbalist T. Condition
Lemur G. Withstand
Disarranges K. Hapsburg
Wanly H. Buckskins
Homewards E. Brackets
Samson L. Chippendale
Highjack J. Parturition
Quantifier E. Activity
Needier M. Overspecializes
Roominess S. Permanence
Embellishing O. Quizzes
Repository M. Syphoned
Opaques A. Trumpeters
Oversteps O. Horribly
Conducts M. Birch
Essay F. Fogy
Nev H. Wabash
Feeblest L. Bridgett
Blabs H. Establishes
Jailbreaks M. Sukarno
Quailing J. Indicted
Persimmon I. Handcar
Inference V. Unites
Cadenzas L. Portent
Probationer I. Wiggler
Hailed T. Digest
Doha P. Chimed
Marci S. Doe
Faxing Q. Tittered
Tuneful E. Suffragist
Cassie M. Cosponsored
Operands H. Expletives
Appleton B. Wellington
Ruminated P. Depression
Thumbscrew S. Thieves
Bubblier A. Foghorns
Deactivate K. Brownsville
Assertiveness U. Dun
Disgraces P. Evacuated
Intermezzi P. Rationalism
Snobby U. Lengthens
Insidiousness M. Plasterboard
Distributor B. Anapests
Niggling R. Enigmatically
Flipper R. Deforming
Consumerism I. Outskirts
Updater V. Simpson
Faultiness J. Parents
Managers H. Gonzalo
Toolbox P. Commons
Emulations I. Lantern
Emptiness T. Systematized
Trifler H. Rhythmical
Wolfe D. Flycatcher
Cobblers S. Sacerdotal
Festals T. Begone
Lumber R. Looms
Uniformed F. Sinewy
Alertness G. Lay
Wheel O. Whistler
Stupefaction G. Nestle
Author G. Lard
Grab I. Causes
Agreed D. Trespasser
Magic B. Passage
Jarrett B. Papergirl
Countdown D. Waco
Pram I. Culpability
Spiffying L. Rosemary
Suntans H. Repackaging
Aphasics E. Dreamt
Exhilaration I. Alliance
Healing T. Emission
Probe L. Infested
Wickedness M. Trustfulness
Brainstorm Q. Cortland
Fonded J. Oscilloscope
Shockproof H. Mohammad
Jun B. Hurtling
Tendrils O. Muscovite
Weekday H. Thorn
Electrodes C. Arable
Lolling B. Toil
Guerrillas U. Junketing
Chaffs A. Need
Prodded L. Alphanumerics
Jaundice V. Shoot
Transylvania H. Hebrews
Novelettes H. Agglutinating
Brittle P. Sidle
Succulence C. Torrent
Mead K. Memorizes
Jenkins A. Sluing
Tablespoonful K. Digressive
Who D. Beefburger
These are so good, I’m thinking of changing my username. If only I could decide which username better expresses the inner me: Toolbox P. Commons or Shockproof H. Mohammad. Or maybe I’m more of a Countdown D. Waco kind of guy.