So I checked my email. Belated e-card form a school friend, a surprisingly articulate email from her 3 year old brother, a lost password message, notification of cancelation from RO, and 28 spam emails. So, out of the sheer boredom that has eaten its way so deep into my heart that all the Pet Meds subscriptions in the world could not dislodge it, I read them.
And they are hilarious. Some of them even coherant and deep. Poetry in advertisement. Who’da thunk it? Anyway, on to the Spam Names!
Bodice Rippers Remain Foreign
Girl Beyond Mortician
Creole Cleavage
Defined by Cream Puff
Blood Clot
Man Talon
He Called Her Alberta
Necromancer Defined
The Cheese Wheel Panics
Starlets Remain Frozen
Please do share yours too. Og knows a Doper band will become famous one day because of this thread/us/it/argyle socks/bunny slippers/teapots shaped like cows that even moo/medication/money/luck/coffee.