For good this time. I thought maybe I could fake an acute onset of Alzheimer’s but I’d probably screw it up and then have to go back to work after 10 years of acting. But then I got to thinking…I could just go right for the money and start doing nothing but coloring books and puzzles and refusing to recognize people who I think will annoy me (like mom, my wife, my brother, my boss…).
So that’s my plan. I reckon if I do it with enough dedication and disregard for consequence (as long as I can get more crayons) some shrink somewhere would write me a note saying I didn’t have to work anymore. Just because I’m enjoying myself doesn’t mean I’m faking does it?
