Regallag The Axe Just remember, if you interfere with the supply of bier, wurt, wieners, frankfurters, etc they will rise up against you.
What Exit Disney has long been a battle ground between the forces of creativity and individualism and the forces of big business and conformity. Uncle Walt was used by both groups.
The explorers have spent several days total in the depths. There have been problems with giant squids. However, there have also been discoveries of strange and massive ruins. These cities appear to be non-Euclidian and bear a frightening resemblance to the supposedly fictional works of H P Lovecraft.
Back To The OP
I plan to repair my unicycle and learn to ride it. I will also continue my work into the use of balloon animals to alter human consciousness.
Just today I aqcuired a metal tube which I plan to convert into an automatically telescoping Minbari fighting pike.
I need to clean my apartment. The odds of the mildew and one of my many unfinished projects combining into a new life form are getting rather high.
However, with one of the many evil incarnates {Eisner} pushed out and Steve Jobs {the Anti-Gates} now a major power at Disney, the Corp might be prepared to lean more towards the forces of creativity and individualism.
Meanwhile my wife is addicted to Disney World the same way I am addicted to Dope (straight of course). She crazes Disney if we go more than 18 months without a visit. This time we get to visit Cape Canaveral at least. Yeah for me. (I figure I can pick up some spare parts for my own ballistic missile. Need to keep up with the Smiths & Jones you know.)
Ok, I gave this all a lot of thought last night. You know, with all of our talents why don’t we find a common project to all work on? Incorporate elements of all of the plans and then maybe we can really accomplish something. How about something along the lines of we’ll take over Venezuela and use their resources to construct a ballistic missile to fire at the moon. We’ll leave just enough room inside to stuff Keanu Reeves. The explosion on the moon will be so perfectly planned that it leaves an enormous crater that resembles Carrot Top, and the rock that’s expelled from the explosion can then be angled to fall to Earth leaving both concentric rings and crushing most of Disney World.
Can someone contact **Inigo ** and get the damned paperwork started?
These days, I’m mostly a hobbyist in matters od SuperVillainry, although if you are intent on pledging your allegiance to my nefarious whim, I would like to direct your attention here. You should find everything you need to know (and more) reegarding henching, evil-doing and all-round duplicity in therein.
Mailed it? You sent seven banana boxes full of paperwork to a secret volcano lair on the 4th moon of Sirius 3 via mail weeks ago? Even at the speed of light (yeah I know, it’s just a law and we all break it but still…) it would take no less than a Very Long Time to reach the proper authorities, and then you need to allow 6 to 8 weeks for review and…oh never mind, I’ve got the rubber stamps right here. You got an extra copy of the paperwork? I’ll get started.
Oh…are we going with the Venezuela bit and the moon sculpture as well? :sheesh: I’ll never get that honey amber brewed at this rate.
No, actually, I mean precisely what I said. I did not construct some dual-stage monstrocity. The warhead and booster are a single, integrated unit. It was easier to do it this way, and since it’s a one-way trip, there’s really no sense in making a pretense of recyclability. Honestly.
89 Octane Unleaded from Mobil (by the way you should buy a locking gas cap).
I have my sources.
I light the fuse, we all crouch down behind my shed, then the Moon is vaporized. How much detail do you need, man?
Not at all. This is about self-actualization.
If you could stick with the theoretical chapters until mid-Jun I sure would appreciate it. It will make you look good, too, if you can say “Speaking of which, today we begin discussion of the practical application of shooting down unwanted ballistic missiles…”
Listen, man: you get the paperwork through and this thing will practically run on autopilot. We’ve got plenty of time to brew. At least till early June, and then it’s anyone’s guess, really.
Dammit. Why’d you have to go and decide to blow up the moon? I was just in the middle of buying the first capsules for my new Lunar Base of which I was to dominate the Soviet Union from space [sub]treaties be damned![/sub].
You really ought to coordinate this with the rest of us first. Now I’ll have to do it from like Mars or something.
Tripler
I mean, do you realize how long it takes to build a LGM-113 Minuteman capable of interlunar flight?!? :mad:
Perhaps I shouldn’t mention this, but Moon 2.0[sup]TM[/sup] will be along shortly to service all your lunar needs. Constructed of the finest oriented-strand board, styrofoam, and California stucco, Moon 2.0[sup]TM[/sup] will be the centrepiece of our new trans-lunar development, orbiting serenely within its diadem of rings.
Why lumber yourself with gigatones of regolith when you can have Moon 2.0[sup]TM[/sup]?
Well, I was planning on redoing my tiki lounge on that weekend, but there’s always time for that.
And, this really is your lucky summer. Ever since I launched my mega-sized orbiting Death Mirror, pretty much everything’s in line-of-sight. I, as always, am ready to serve your giga-scaled landscape-carving needs.
I was planning on selling advertising space on Carrot Top’s t-shirt to the highest bidder, such as, say, Old Navy or Starbucks, but I can probably be convinced to go with a CHA. Hopefully some nigh-invulnerable blue hero won’t try to stop me, seeing as my pineapple-headed henchman is out of town at the moment.
Funny, yesterday I finally rented “The Time Machine” the new one from just a couple of years ago, what a stinkeroo! But, it did have the moon blowing up, some it gets a star for that.
