"I'm going to give you a warning."

“YOU’RE NOT A COP!”

“That’s why it’s just a warning.”
-This is the funniest line I’ve heard in a long time. It’s from King of the Hill. Anyone else have a memorable line?

My favorite line of all time:

You killed my snake!! Where am I going to find a long, thin coffin?

From What’s Up Tigerlily?

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“D’oh! Stupid poetic justice!”

“Ooo! Floor pie!”

Both from the Simpsons. The same episode, in fact.