So, I was at the pharmacy, trying to get a printout of all the money I paid for prescriptions over the year. Their computer crashed, two clerks were out, and this was the first break in the weather lately. I sat in the waiting area for 45 minutes. For 15 of those minutes I was rather happy, as it was my turn to sit in the massage chair. There is a pad available for sale which can be put over any chair or couch seat and this pad gives the most WONDERFUL back massages. Better than my husband at massages. I want to marry this pad. Maybe I will buy it and give it to my husband, and use it myself.
I did buy him a Hot Wheels coloring and activity book. He was happy with that.
My pharmacy also has a massage chair and, better yet, seldom has anyone else waiting, so I can have it all to myself. I occasionally go sit and wait for a prescription – usually 30-45 minutes – and get a nice massage, and I always tell them not to hurry. Fortunately, they understand.
Loving husband, Ed, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary.
His wife was really mad at him and she told him, “Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200
in less than six seconds. And it better be there!”
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a
small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
