need some support…
ah, and currently I’m starting to take valentine’s day greetings. gifts are an option too.
Awww, Brighter, I am so sorry that you are not feeling well. Sending you some nice chicken soup, orange juice, and soft Puffs Plus tissues.
Also some Valentine’s chocolates to enjoy when you are feeling better. You don’t have to share and can even stick your fingers in the bottoms to see what the fillings are. 
I also have a cold :mad: but I am willing to toss you a rather sniffly Happy Valentines Day.
I have a cold too. Let’s all be grumpy together.
Happy Valentine’s Day, sickies. Sorry if I don’t kiss you.
You’re horrid and insensitive towards unful-filled anal virgins but many thanx.
Thx everybody. It’s tough. Sleep didn’t help much. Can’t breath , eh. Evolved from grumpy to miserable.
My dear Valentines, happy happiness we /me and my cold that is/ wish you.
If you use a toothpick nobody notices;)
Got you all beat. I’m in my second day of a gastroenteritis bout. Diarrhea, headache, restless sleep. What fun.
On the contrary, toothpicks tend to have sharp endings. That’s their ‘power’.
Don’t mention, don’t mention. Poor you.
Oh, I do hope you stick around here. 
I don’t have a cold, but I am lolling around today taking it easy after having a tooth removed and root canal done yesterday - I too require entertaining. 
Aww, yes, I’m currently waiting for the Psychiatrist from Scotland (or so). He’s not coming though. Thought there might be a chance him dropping by in between rounds, but no, 2many chcolate boxes from patiens…
Rule number 2: admins - never believe them. they will dig canals around you, plant as many trees as possible and flood with posts!
Psychiatrists - we needz dem.
I also have a cold, but a baby one (I have symptoms, but sound worse than I feel.)
We have a whole bunch of candy over here. What do you want?
If you have symptoms, but they only sound bad, that means you don’t have cold, and I only hear sounds of your desperation! Considering this is internet and I supposed to hear nohing ( sound is off 
), just see, I still think I need that Psychiatrist from Scotland just to make sure I’m allright.
Candy floss.
Not got a cold; have got a herniated disc, been stuck virtually immobile, and basically lying grumpy and hurty in bed for over three weeks now. Not only is today valentine’s (which I don’t really care about, being a single miserable git), it’s my birthday on thursday. Bah humbug.
I’m not contagious at least, so you can all come round and entertain me.
Bring cake.
all right, all right, but you buy plane ticket.
cake is a must no doubt about that.
just baseball bat, should I bring mine along or will you lend me?
I have some tangerine infused rum, is that good enough? Otherwise, chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
you’d have to do much better. I still have Venus Night mandarine and peach sake; better selection.
Chocolate, esp. ‘lots of’, is bad for teeth.
Where r u standing nao?
Cut me some slack, I was raised by a cheap drunk and a teetotaler. Baby steps. And this is homemade. Actually I’ve got pineapple infused sake - which I’m not sharing - mandarin infused sake, and mandarin infused citrus vodka. (I don’t know where the rum came from. Wishful thinking, I suppose.)
Worse than candy floss? If you don’t want any, more for me! 