I'm in Love!...but

…she snores. I mean it is loud and keeps me up and there is some gugling noises involved and it is a wholly new situation for me to deal with. Luckily she is the most beautiful, amazing person I have ever been with, so maybe I can live with the snoring thing. :smiley:

Good to know. A life of happiness, or a life in which you sleep well. You made the right choice.

Congrats on the Luuuuv thing!

However…
Sleep apnea often leads to snoring. Thay can do something about it now. Have it checked out.

Good luck!

Here’s what you do. You want to let her know the sleeping arrangement is not working for you. However, you don’t want to hurt her feelings about her loud snoring. So calmly, tell her that after sex you find her unattractive and would rather not share a bed with her.

I guarantee you will not hear her snore again.

Buy her some Breathe Right strips. Maybe it’s as simple as that.

Or you could duct-tape over her nose.

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My ex- used to snore. Like a chain saw. Like a 757 warming up. Like a grizzly with an impacted tooth and his foot caught in a trap. Like, well, you get the picture.

Note the “ex-” part.

No, that’s not the only reason we divorced, but I sleep much, much better now.

(And she used to wonder why I took so many naps. " 'Cause I didn’t sleep all night!")

I’m sure it’s possible to have a warm, loving relationship with someone whose snoring rattles the windows…if you have separate bedrooms, ear plugs, and soundproof walls.

Or better yet, snore back. If you can equal her volume, maybe you’ll find yourselves in some kind of karmic harmony, or something.