I’m the Spanish Inquisition!
I get it… pronoun trouble… It’s not, “I’m me,” it’s “you’re you!”
Only from Monday to Friday. At weekends, it’s the after-hours staff. And they could be anybody.
So now I think I’m Bierce?
I was using ‘lee’ here before you were.
Please change your name immediately! 
I’m Batman!
Come on! I can’t believe I’m the first to go there!
We weren’t prepared.
I’m a little teapot!
Or is it a little crackpot? I can never remember.
It’s the Kell-y…Kell-LEE. Kellee…get it?
Coito ergo sum
I wish
That’s because no one expects…
etc.
I put my left foot in
I put my left foot out
I put my left foot in
And I shake it all about.
What’s that all about? :dubious:
The hokey-pokey, of course. That’s what it’s all about.
-Spartacus
I thought it went
Put your left foot in,
Put your left foot out,
in, out, in, out,
and shake it all about
So just who the hell do you think you are, anyway?
Boy, I sure didn’t expect that.
Goo goo gachoo…
I’m me, and you’re you
I like green, you like blue
I use tape, you use glue
I stayed short, and you grew
It doesn’t matter what we do
'Cause I’m still me, and you’re still you
I’m me, and you’re you
I say baaa, you say moo
I eat soup, you eat stew
I say ahhh, you say choo
It doesn’t matter what we do
'Cause I’m still me, and you’re still you
I said yay! You said boo!
I like to dream, you like it too.
You’re you, and I’m me
You like the sand, I love the sea
It doesn’t matter, and here’s why
'Cause you can build your castle
And I can sail my boat
And we’ll meet each other in the sky.