[waving one arm wildly while the other is firmly clenched to the waist] I’m busy cutting in my first sketches of the gay Jack Chick tract that Fenris wrote.
Perhaps I’m butting my head in where it doesn’t belong.
People of same-sexness, should I stay out of your business, or should I continue to spill poison in my own clunky, heterosexual way?
Rich, honey, a few minor points:
You are not a Christian,
You are a bigot, and
You are afraid of homosexuals.
No amount of crying will change those facts, snookums.
Easy there partner, he hasn’t made reference to his anti-circumcision manifesto yet.
…been researching the ‘Can We Really Blame George Michael?’ thread…
All I’ve found is:
"Man can SING, can’t he?!?!"
Hmf.
What I left out was the word “version.” I meant to say the homophobe version of Jack Dean Tyler. I am chagrined.
Actually no, no it’s not:
So, you obviously need to work on your knowledge of the Catholic church. Of course the acts are considered sins.
However, if you dont want me to flaunt my homosexuality, you had better damn well not flaunt your heterosexuality. Dont mention your wife, kids, girlfriends, what you like in a woman, anything relating to your sexuality. You dont want to hear about mine, i dont want to hear about yours.
Doobie - who just came out of the closet recently to his parents (oops, i’m flaunting again! How sick of me to shove it down your throat!)
“I don’t get it…”
And I want to. So bad it tingles.
“It’s your prerogitive to BE or DO what you wish.Please don’t force it on others”
(Kind of speaks for itself.)
“I have my own beliefs AND sexual preferences thank you.I really don’t wanna see/hear/read about yours.”
I want to experience them, you sexy man-thing.
"just shoot me now,please. "
Penetrate me, I’m begging you.
I think a certain self-loathing someone has a latent homosexual crush, and a seething desire for some uninhibited man-love.
Who you got your eye on, honey? You can tell us.
I was raised Catholic, so I am not considered a Christian by many. If OP is an example of the kind of Christian I am not, I am GLAD, GLAD, GLAD!
Are the NON-homophobes limited as to what showtunes they can belt out? There is a number from A CHORUS LINE celebrating tits and ass, can’t they sing that one, please?
I want to be in the showtune singalong! Can we dress up?
<checks the clipboard> Ok…Esprix and Hastur, you both are restricted to the “interior decorating” and “show tunes” thread…sorry, Fenris, you’re not listed there. There’s a “Jewish Tech Support” thread…you’re on that list. Anthracite, sorry, but you’ve got to get out of here and get to the coal forum, RIGHT NOW…you’re messing up the schedule. Andygirl, it looks like you’re restricted to <checks the clipboard again> the Lilith Fair thread. Ok! Now, everybody get to their threads, and if we pull this off, we can make sure nobody ever talks to anybody again, because after all, we can’t have people who are different <shudder> talk to each other. Well, my work here is done! <tucks clipboard under my arm and exits, stage left>
I think I missed something, but isn’t what you’re saying basically saying people shouldn’t state their beliefs more than once? Doesn’t that mean the heterosexuals shouldn’t talk about their heterosexuality? We wouldn’t want them to be forcing their beliefs on those poor homosexuals out there!
rehearsals start in the show tunes thread in one hour’s time.
No admittance to late-comers.
Well, you know what Homer Simspons said…
Now, don’t you agree that it would be much worse if they were sneaky homosexuals? Then we’d have Pit threads dedicated to what liars they are!
Well, since Esprix doesn’t seem to want to, allow me.
Gimme a second, I’m concentrating.
::straining noises::
God, this is harder than I thought. With me, it took on the first go.
::beads of sweat forming on the brow::
Damn. I’m gonna have to stop before I hurt myself. I don’t think I even made him bi.
Nicko, in a way, that’s one of the dirtiest things I’ve ever read. Nice job.
“If you strike me down, I shall become more gay than you can possibly imagine.”
Shoot, does this mean I’m not allowed to post to political threads in GD anymore?
This clown is obviously a flaming queen in homophobe’s clothing.
Fenris… you’re … Republican?
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Don’t worry, wring. Maybe you can convert him. Just ask matt or somebody. They have ways, you know.
Try running into a Jewish Temple and yelling ‘I like Man Breasts!’