in case anyone was wondering.
I haven’t had reliable internet in… forever. I want to say six months. We’re supposed to be switching providers soon, but we’re in the middle of remodeling the kitchen so that’s kinda the priority right now.
Besides that I’m working full-time about 45 minutes to a hour away from home and so when I get home I’m not especially talkative.
But the internet has been working and I’m acclimating (and gave up on not looking while I’m at work) so… hi! I’m alive.
Well…congratulations on your not-deadness! 
Ah, a fellow not-deader!
[does secret hand-shake with Silver Tyger Girl]
Good to know you’re still in the club!
I am.
You’re not dead? Goddammit, what happened to the hit squad I sent after you?
It’s so hard to find competent goons these days.
I’ve heard ‘Time cures all wounds’
Guess what else it ‘cures’ …
Nice to see you back!
Time heals all wounds, or wounds all heels, or something. It also flies like an arrow.
So, the mods have decided to get tough?
Marley23: “Should we ban her?”
Czarcasm: “Don’t bother, I’ll just call Miller and have her whacked.”
We fed them to the pigs.
I told you not to go to the Bargain Shack.
:dubious:
Prove it.
So. Lazarus?
Glad to see you and **Regallag **back. I’d been wondering why I hadn’t seen your names lately.
I’m not dead eith
Well we thought you were dead so we divided up all your stuff amongst us.
Sorry, I was just pining for the fjords.
Oh that’s okay. I need to get rid of that crap anyway. … You guys got it fumigated, right?
Well, I had a coupon.
James Bond gets a license to kill - Mods just get a coupon. Save 'em up, and you can have a real killing spree!
Very true! It just so happens that you’re only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.
So can we consider this a zombie thread?
Well there’s your problem. What you need are minions. They’re slightly more capable than goons, and much more evil looking.