Three words: Vat-Grown Monkeys.
I can’t believe you bought another ice cream so soon without reading the label first.
I admire your restraint I probably would have posted a hand-made sign that said “Safeway Spumoni is made of People!”. Then in smaller type “And by people I mean turnips, just as icky.”. Then maybe made a sandwich board sign and wandered the frozen foods isle decrying the use of turnips in ice cream and proclaiming it a sign that the end of the world is nigh. Then I would never have been allowed in Safeway again.
Band name!
Stasi, try taking the picture while standing a bit further back. It’s fuzzy because you’re too close. The general shape does look like it can say TURNIPS, yep.
Maybe she prefers Marianne? 
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship…
Are you…
Could you actually be…
You are profaning the great CHUBBY HUBBY? ARE YOU MAD, MAN!
Susan
That’s the stuff. Foul, reeking devil sputum.
Turnips??? (yes, I could pretty much make out “turnips”… the word beforehand was “corn syrup”, right? See, I’m getting used to close-up stuff looking blurry and having to decipher it, sigh…)
That’s just so, so WRONG.
Everyone knows you put RUTABAGAS in ice cream.
well, I periodically threaten my kids with a liver-and-rutabaga milkshake and rutabaga-based ice cream would certainly facilitate that
Actually this must solidifies my mistrust of Safeway-brand products, begin when some store-brand “rice krispie treats” were evidently contaminated with peanuts and attempted to kill my son :eek:
Do you consider an avocado a vegetable or a fruit? Because I had an avocado sorbet a couple of weeks ago that was to die for.
Oh, and Chunky Monkey is actually made with lemurs.
That is all.
I’d consider it a vegetable, but it’s a relatively bland one that could pass itself off as a dessert with a reasonable amount of additives. It also isn’t traditionally served up in chunks, so you avoid the whole mixed-veggie-parfait effect.