Every now and then you get to make a milestone post, this is one of those. I’d like you to put on your best toga’s, pull out the good booze and hide the used condoms because I want us all to look good for my sister. That’s right, my sister is our newest member TOPIGAL! She’s a little shy but a wonderful person who shall be squashing ignorance in no time! Welcome to the board sis!
Note : fixed spelling in pot. - E.
Hi, TOPIGAL!
So, how you doin’?
[vader]
Your thoughts betray you. You have a twin sister.
[/vader]
<breaks out the Bombay Sapphire>
Speech, Topigal, speech!
Welcome, topigal! Enjoy your stay, and please move along while I clean up this room for you. All these people and their used condoms. Sheesh!
<blushing> Thanks sis for the warm welcome. I just wish we were twins, then maybe I would have much better hair 
Thank you all for the wonderful welcome, it was an honor just being nominated. Don’t worry about cleaning up for me, I am a down to earth girl on Fridays.
Must be Friday night . . . 
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo, MamaHen’s sister!!
MamaHen’s told me so much about you, but I promise I won’t hold it against you. 
We here in the SDMB are a loveable, risqué, let-your-hair-down bunch of folks, although are rather proud of our used condom collections*, and we tend not to believe anything we hear without a cite (especially on a certain other forum on this board I hang out in – I won’t mention any names, but its initials are GD). So if you tell us it’s raining where you are, you’ll have to provide a link to weather.com that’s relevant for your ZIP code or we’ll just say “suuuuuuure it is! riiiiiiiight!” and put a roll-eyes smiley :rolleyes: right in the middle of the sentence. And then we’ll pick on you like this: 
Oh, and since it’s Saturday already, does that mean we need to clean up now?
[sup]*) What are you looking at me like that for? I’m doing my part for recycling![/sup]