Erm, I don’t appear to be nursing, and even with good skincare no-one’s going to be confusing me with a 2 year old.
Boobies are cool.
Word. Boobies rock the body that rock the party. Or is it the other way around?
But really, they’re only really a bonus. I can’t fathom why someone could find a big-breasted woman attractive when her face looks like someone used it for chainsaw practice.
Not that she might not be beautiful on the inside, but that’s not the issue.
“Anything more than a mouthful is a waste”.
(Frank Zappa)
Not all guys. I hate the bubble boobs. I’ll take some regular-size perky ones over those gigantic balloon-looking things any day. Hell, who am I kidding? I’m just happy if I get to touch a boob at all.
I don’t mind looking at fake breasts. Had my hands on fake breasts once (an ex-WOW wrestler, actually), and it wasn’t like it was repulsive to me.
To me, quality is much more important than quantity. If they’re small and nice, smooth, well-formed, with nice nipples (the nipples’re important, too… a small, but crucial, part of the whole), excellent. I’ve enjoyed such breasts (as well as the woman that owned them, bless her beautiful heart).
Of course, in my massive amounts of porn viewing, I’ve seen some truly gargantuan things… ones that I would be loathe to play with (I’d be afraid of popping them!). It’s rare to find smooth (smooth is important) large, fake breasts with well-centered, non-stretched-to-dinner-plate-proportions nipples. But there are a few of 'em out there.
My theory is, usually, as long as there’s more breast than implant, it’s good. In cases like that, the implant is sort of like girls who wear platform shoes… the extra inch or two may be fake, but it’s a nice little addition. But after a while, after too many inches, the platform shoes become stilts, and it’s fuckin’ hard to be elegant on stilts (oh, yeah, elegance is good, too… and there’re many different kinds of elegance. “Being oneself” is one of these). It’s possible, just hard.
'Course, my favorite parts of the body are the neck and collarbone… the boobs are a bit farther down the list (oh, but they’re there, alongside just about every other part of the body).
It’s not that “big boobs = fake boobs,” it’s that “big fake boobs = bad.”
I’ve made several posts with my Itty Bitty Titty Committee, not to bring anyone down, but to help build people up. It’s terribly sad that many women feel that they’re not attractive because they have small breasts and feel that “guys love them, can’t get enough of them, bigger is better.” This is another thread about how many of those women go threw a horrible ordeal in order to make themselves attractive to ideals that “men” have, when in actuality, men are attracted to women (well, for the most part). No matter what your breast size, hip size, hieght, wieght…you’ll find a guy who thinks you’re gorgeous as hell, and if you’ve got small breasts, you should be proud of them.
But at no point was the IBTC started to make women with naturally large breasts feel bad. It’s established to praise women with small breasts, true, but done so in order to do what little we can to help women be proud of who they are and what they’ve got, no matter what your breast size.
So, in the spirit of that, I, El Elvis Rojo of the IBTC would like to say: Women with naturally large breasts…You’re GREAT!!! We love you, and we appreciate all that you do for us (like not kicking our asses even though we know you know we’re staring at you constantly). The last pair of breasts I had the pleasure of coming in contact with were incredibly large, and they were perfect! Large breasts are wonderful. We know they can be a burden, and us hetero men appreciate all you go threw with them. I humbly appologize for ever making any woman blessed with large breasts for feeling bad, because that was never the intention. Large breasts are just as beautiful and magical as small breasts, so be happy with what you’ve got, and keep it real.
I have heard a lot of big boob bashing in recent years. I hate the silicon balloons too, but naturally big gals should not feel bad about what they look like.
I once saw large breasts listed in the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste. How can someone’s genetic code be in poor taste?
It seems to me that a lot of people (including a lot of women) have the attitude that breast size is inversely related to intellegence. It kind of parallels the “dumb blonde” thing in my opinion.
Forgive my hijack, but what I’D like to know is, if big boobs on tiny models/actresses are SOoooooooooooo damn popular, HOWCOME a girl can’t find a bra with large cup size and small bodice (the part that goes around the ribcage) size?
I know those models have to be smaller around at the ribcage then I am (I’m a 34inch band size) and yet they’ve got the huge triple Ds on up. So where on EARTH to they get their bras?
And don’t say Victoria’s Secret either, all the pretty ones are C’s and under, OR if they are double or triple Ds the band size starts OUT at 38 inches! Or they’re ugly with that stupid seam in the middle of the cup. Oh yeah, and WHY don’t they have the bras with big cup sizes ALSO have the wide straps?? I have Dents in my shoulders!!!
Oh yeah, and don’t point me to the online custom bra sites either, I do NOT want to pay $60+ bucks for an ugly white “grandma” bra!
sorry, end of hijack.
(Not mine … I just felt kinda’ mischevious.)
You are my brother, I despise fake funbags. I love a natural look. You know what else I hate about American porn? Shaved pussies. The bush is what gives a vagina all its character. That’s why I like 70’s porn-- real tits and big bushes.
Thanks for that. I’ve just sprayed coffee all over my monitor.
btw, the Big Dick thread is still going strong - that fucker’s immortal!
As to the OP, fake boobs-bad, real boos=good. Simple!
But, um, errrr…
Shaving makes (ahem) “things” smoother and more cough cough “accessible”. (Blush!)
More accessible to what… oral? I don’t see what the problem could be…
:spit: :spit:
Psst… CanvasShoes.
If you have a Dillard’s near by, check out their lingerie department. I’ve always had good luck finding small band/large cup bras there and they’re usually quite pretty.
You first. When it gets trendy, I’ll be retro.
Men are starting to get into implants too I’ve heard (well, I saw a special on MTV which had some moron getting calf implants). I theorize that in the future we will separate into two species: the normal carbon-based humans and a wierdly bulging group of silicates.
And then we’ll fight each other and wipe out those damn silicates once and for all! 
I think I’ll pay attention to the “fake boobies r stoopid” camp when [ul][li]Make up ceases to be popular[]Piercings (including ears!) and tattoos cease to be popular[]hairstyles cease to be popular and we all go bald or let it grow foreverWe all wear burlap sacks[/ul]I think I’ll start to get it then.[/li]
Fake boobies are fake boobies. Some guys like 'em. Myself, I don’t care much either way. Big boobies, little boobies, fake boobies, real boobies (dear god, what Dr Suess could do with this!). If I like the girl that has 'em, whatever they are is alright with me.
Now, bring on the boobies!
IMO a perfect boob job is superior to perfect real ones.
My faith in humanity has just been restored.
SpazCat, who is blessedly average in the female attributes department.
I think sometimes implants do a great job for the women who get them. Two cases in point: Alyssa Milano and softcore porn star Nikki Fritz. Beyond a certain size, fake breasts are kinda creepy, they look more like disfigurement than enhancement.
OTOH, some women with small breasts look great. Nastassia Kinski springs to mind. Schwing!
Generally, the breasts should match the body. I dunno if Danni Ashe’s breasts are fake, but with her generally curvy build they’re credible even if they’re not real. Whereas all these tall, skinny women with bowling balls planted on their chests don’t look right.
If having cleavage is important to a woman, I say let her have it.