**irishgirl **, how ya doin’? 
Westley: There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.
Yes!! AAAGGHHHHH!!! Who the HELL told them it would be a good idea to start of D cups at 38, possibly 36?! What’s this business about everyone over a C cup being large framed?! What about thin people, damn it?! What about thin people?!?!? And I don’t want any of this try those special shops business either. Those are meant for people with mega-ginormo-Jerry Springer sized tetas. Grrr!!!
Sorry, went bra shopping about 2 weeks ago. I’m still pissed. Is it possible to die from frustratation? If so, 3 more minutes in that store would have done it.
“And the women in these pornos just crack me up!..First of all, they all have like these big old fake tits, you know what I’m talking about? They have these big old fake bazooka things on their body, that I don’t know where the fuck these things came from, they’re like plastic, silicone, whatever… that don’t hang the way tits hang, they’re up really fuckin high… they’re on their forehead! The tits are on their forehead! They’re walking around with these tits on their forehead, ‘suck my tit, suck my tit,’ these big old titty things that are so hard you could throw a quarter at it and it would bounce and put your eye out.”
- Lea Delaria
I went clothes shopping with my husband yesterday. Part of it included a couple of bras for me.
I am fairly well endowed (if by that, one means a D or DD size, depending on the bra manufacturer - and it’s all natural, baby!). I have a hellish time attempting to find decent bras that are semi-attractive, not $40.00 a pop, and don’t have pokey underwires.
That’s what I hate the most. Underwires that poke you. Or the underwires that go up so high in the middle that they <i>lean away from you</i>! So that you have to keep readjusting your bra so that it doesn’t look like you have a freakish pointy boob suddenly sprouting in the middle of your chest.
Underwires are evil. If there was ever a Satan, he’s taken the form of underwires.
Grrrr.
We went to JCPenney, and I found a pretty decent selection there. One that interested my husband (of course!) is the style that is made for larger breasted women - touted as being able to give the movie star style breasts. You know, distinct cleaveage, designed to be worn with a vee-neck that ends somewhere around your navel?
What cracks me up is going to the comic book store and seeing the drawings of female superheroes. You wanna talk big bubble boobs? I play a little game whenever I go: “This artist has seen a real live naked woman before. This artist has never seen a real live naked woman…”
If anybody else out there remembers the website of the gone-from-the-airwaves Opie and Anthony, you may remember they had a best breasts contest going. Women from around the country posed topless so viewers could vote. There were some really beautiful women there, but the one that still stands out in my mind is one who looked like a surgeon had slit the skin on her chest and inserted two 12" softballs, then sealed the skin over them. Not natural, not even convincingly fake. Just fake.
Me, I’ll take small but real and, yes, accessible every time.
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What brand, Sapphire Wolf? I’m perpetually on the hunt for good bras & I need a couple to wear with vee-neck tops.
How about Zena Fulsom and her little sister Cindy?
Warning! Those links aren’t completely safe for work but should be no problem here. Just so you know.
Photoshop? Pls. tell me it’s Photoshop. If it isn’t then just lie to me and say it’s Photoshop. :eek:
What about big and real or small and fake?
Is the thing that turns you off the fake-ness or the size?
Mighty_Girl, I think those poor girls paid good money to have that done to themselves.
I can understand if a woman is self-conscious about being small-breasted, and wants to get extra padding. To each her own, I say. Someone in my family recently got implants and went from a AA to a C cup. (Which kind of balanced her out, considering she weighs about 130.)
What I will never understand is women getting implants to look like the women in Jeff Olsen’s link. (If you can’t click on the link, it’s a picture of two women, one with each breast as large as a 1 year old child.) :eek: How do these women go about their daily lives with monstrosities like that? Insurance companies pay good money to help women who were born like that, and some one has to go and have them put there on purpose? Come on! How much money is there to be made in the porn industry with something like that? Is it worth risking your life in a surgery? Is it worth giving yourself constant back problems and possibly breathing problems? For crying out loud, I wear a ridiculous size bra, and I’m ready to have these things augmented just so I can sit up straight without my back hurting, or so I can minimize the freakin’ dents in my shoulders, or so I can just buy a bra in a shop without having to dig through to find the ONE 38 DDD that looks like something my grandma would wear!
Sorry. Jeez. Can you tell I’m a little sensitive about this subject? Like I said before, to each her own, but I’d be damned if I’d ever risk my health (or my sanity) like that. It’s just plain crazy.
I know what you mean. I’m a 32 band size, and would be a 32-D if they made that size…the fitter at VS actually told me that it’s “not a real size” after she measured me. I know at least two other women who have 32-D measurements, so you’d think there’d be a market for bras that size.
She was able to recommend a style that ran small in the band, though, and I’ve been quite happy wearing a 34-C. You didn’t mention your cup size, but if it’s a D or smallish DD you might want to try on a 36-C and see how you like it.
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Originally posted by Skerri:
Um… I think that, judging from your complaint, you mean that you want your breasts reduced, not augmented.
Right?
Had a girlfriend that had “breast implants”. One night at a party she made the remark to a friend of ours “Just think,when I’m 70 my breasts will still look exactly like this.”
I immediately had a flash of her after 40+ plus years of gravity taking it’s toll and thought "Yea,but where? Breast implants make me nauseous to this day.
NO,NO, and NO!! I was not worried that she would have bigger cajones than me.
Jeff… those links could give people nightmares.
Good lord. Yes, Cosmopolitan. If I could, I would gladly get rid of half of what I have. See how frustrated this topic makes me?
[sub]Man. If they were bigger than this, I would give myself two black eyes every time I moved… :eek:[/sub]
Ever since I was 14 (I’m 19 now), I’ve had 36 C breasts.
Around last May, I made a comment to myself that I would like them to be a little bigger.
About 2 months later, I managed to grow (naturally) into a 36 D.
Why, oh why, did I wish that upon myself??
That being said, I don’t know why a lot of women want big boobs…there really isn’t anything special about them. It’s hard to run because of them - you have to get large shirts to accomidate them, and you can’t go braless without being in pain after a short while.