**Finagle : I like winter, but the hardware stores around here are really twisting the knife. ** Speaking of which, Sam had a small accident with his knife. He must have fallen on it. The wall that he threw the knife into splintered pretty nicely and I’ve got old Sam roasting on a spit in the fireplace. Praise da Lord, I was starting to turn into a can of tunafish.
**Obsidian Flutterby: it’s still freezing and stuff but the snow is starting to melt ** It’s freezing AND it’s melting? You CAN’T freeze and melt at the same time! Don’t fuck with my head or I’ll hunt you down like a rat in a car trunk…around June when the GD snow melts.
racinchikki: It’s not fair! It’s not fair. Nit’s not fairrr. Wah wah wah. Nah nya nya. See these two fingers. Smallest fuckin’ violin in human history. The Hoover Dam burst and that’s what I’m crying for you, ya wimp. I’m having burgers with Sam in about 30 minutes. Come on over and I’ll turn you into mint jelly you communist.
** pantom: Boy, you do live Out of Bounds, don’t you? ** Exsqueege me, but this comes from somebody who lives in New Jersey?!? YOU LIVE IN NEW JERSEY. hahahaha. I’d come over and take a DNA sample but I’d rather be dead than caught in NJ. Livin’ the wild life, are ya?