Doctor Jackson: Oh, a couple of breath mints cured that… now how about that nymphomania? 
ShibbOLeth: I said it was from Shel Silverstein! I said I quoted! Am I in trouble? 
(Also, pregnant? Something must have gone down at that party of Lobsang’s… :eek:)
Oooh, neener neener neeeeeener!!! You’re in truh-uh-uh-ble. I’ve never seen them bust someone for a whole entire poem before!
hangs out and waits for mods to arrive
Quoting an entire work - song lyrics, poems, short story - even when crediting the author - is discouraged, as it could land the board in trouble regarding copyrights, if the work isn’t in the public domain.
But bring on the cabana boys, we can train them to read bodice rippers to us as we relax.
:smack:
I thought quoting the author’s name would be okay…
I would relax about it. IANAMod, but I wouldn’t sweat it. Now you know for next time (copying a snippet is generally okay).
OK. wipes sweat from brow
Glanders. Definitely glanders.
Or maybe runny end.
I’m thinking it’s spiders. I’ve heard that we swallow spiders all the time in our sleep so one has obviously taken up residence in your sinus passages.
Cure? Tequila. LOTS of tequila.
Or it’s spider EGGS, laid just below the dermal layer… and they’re all gonna hatch! And infest **swampbear’s ** nanner sandwiches.
Yeah, but you’ve got to snort it.
Ugh. Kythereia, I started reading this thread yesterday morning. This morning, I woke up with a scratchy throat, stuffed up nose, a fever, and I dow talk like dis, because I caddot prodouce the ledder ed. Ed. NNNN. Ad I caddot stay hobe, because I do’t hab the extra PTO.
I blabe you cobpletely. Thagk you so bery much. ACHOO
Uh…can’t get preggers *that * way.
In your case I’m diagnosing exposure to cigarette smoke at the poker table, and a healthy dose of nymphomania. Take one of these :: reaches into his pocket :: repeatedly as needed.
I will so get you for that. 
Bookkeeper: Runny end? Glanders? Talk sense, my good man (or woman)!
DeVena: [Indiana Jones voices] Spiders. Why’d it have to be spiders? [/Indiana Jones voice] shudder
TellMeI’mNotCrazy: Spider eggs? Reason #4501 for the vomit smiley…
ShibbOLeth: How in Og’s name do you snort tequila? :dubious:
Maureen: If I send over all these cabana boys and an extra pint or two of Ben and Jerry’s, am I forgiven? (Or how 'bout Shibb, since he so nicely volunteered…? ducks)
Inigo Montoya: :o
Oooooooo…Cherry Garcia. 
Shibb just loves yanking my chain. Um. That came out the wrong way…