If they said they want to be friends, why don’t you believe them? Dude, you’re never gonna get laid at this rate. Listen to yourself. You are behaving like a child. Develop the man within. Maybe you’re giving off the “I just wanna get laid” vibe, and all the girls are seeing right through you. And don’t be so desperate. Women hate that.
I have the right to be upset, and I’m tired of everyone telling me otherwise.
But your self-defeating attitude will ruin every chance you’ll ever have to connect with a girl. Hire a whore and get laid! You don’t have to have a relationship. If all you want is sex, there’s plenty of that around.
Interesting. Keep the girl “friends” to talk to and hang out with, hire prositutes to get the sex. Best of both worlds.
Or wait, I can see the answer clearly now:
BECOME A EUNUCH!
That’ll show them.
And we have the right to say you’re a shit because of it. If you’re going to whine about not getting dates, and when people off you suggestions, you REFUSE to see yourself as having any problem, well, what do you expect?
You’re looking at these girls as things, not as people. You only care how they react to YOU, you don’t seem to give a rat’s ASS how they feel as people. Until you do, you’ll continue to be lonely.
You sound like this guy I used to be friends with until he turned into a potential stalker. Always whining about how “nice” you are and no one wants to go out with you.
He wasn’t nice. He was a doormat, and was manipulative about it (“See how NICE I am! Why don’t they like me?”).
There are three billion human females out there. They can’t ALL say no. I take comfort in that fact.
No, I’m not Lifetime TV Network Evil Stalker Man™ even if I come off that way.
If you seem like an Evil Stalker Man ™ then you’re never ever going to get a date, let alone get laid, whether you ARE or not.
Hell, I was immature aet 18 too. But I would admit to it. Maybe you should too.
Guys, I think we can all agree that Blalron is just a fiery rectal chancre, and nothing he says should surprise us.
He wants to get laid, obviously. Well, okay, nothing wrong with that. But he just can’t seem to understand that no one wants to sleep with people who treat them like shit. So let’s cut all this woo-woo psychobabble and get to the point. Blalron, are you reading this?
NO ONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.
Get it now?
Just stop being such a slavering ass goblin and everything else will fall into place.
You gotta make friends before you can make whoopee, kid. If you walked up to me with that attitude, I’d send you on your way, too. Nobody likes a whiner.
Blalron… while it’s possibly true that, if you ask enough girls out, one of them will eventually say yes… have you given any actual thought to what you’ll do when one does? Probably not much more than the average dog thinks about what its going to do with the car it’s chasing. How are you planning on breaking it to the girl in question that the only real reason you asked her out was that everyone else said no, and she was the next on your list? What are you gonna’ say or do to make her develop a lasting interest in you, much less want to have sex with you? Do you think you’ll just “turn on the charm?” Well, I hate to say it, but you haven’t proven to be terribly charming throughout the course of this thread. In fact, in all honesty, you sound like a desperately horny, socially inept, self-absorbed whiner who asks others for solutions to his problems, and then rejects them when they’d require too much effort on your part. And I know they type when I see it, because I used to see it every time I looked in a mirror.
If you want things to be different, you’ve got to make them change. Life will not just randomly drop what you want from it into your lap one sunny day. And, as I said in my previous post, what needs changing here is you. I’m not saying this to insult you, nor do I think you’re bad person. I wasn’t either, when I was in your situation–I was just a guy with low self-esteem who didn’t know how to relate very well to other people (especially girls). I suspect the same is true of you… and that means you definitely need to get out of the self-interested rut you’re stuck in, and the sooner, the better. Like I said earlier, until you do, I guarantee you nothing will change (well, not for the better, anyway).
Hmmm… come to think of it, people told me all the same stuff when I was eighteen–and I ignored all of it, too. After all, what does anyone else know? Nobody else has ever felt as lonely as you do, so they couldn’t possibly understand how you feel… right?
Go down to 132nd and broadway,bring money and tell them Tony sent you…
Well regardless of your opinion of Blalron I can assure you the advice in this thread has helped many.
Indeed, Cyberhwk.
I have not had a girlfriend in many years and yearn for one badly. Mirando Jo’s posts were excellent advice and caused me to think. (However, I still want a girlfriend. 
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Get real boys you should have my problem.
You don’t want what I have lurking around all day. You got to have a strong stomach for that. 0887