This planet is getting a little frayed around the edges. I think I’ll buy a new one.
You want to buy a planet? No problem. Just stop by and pick one out of my inventory.
Pfft! Galaxies, my boy, galaxies. Here, take a few as gifts for your friends.
You don’t know it, but all of you who have posted to this thread, including those who will, actually work for me.
Well, yes, but it’s just a hobby job. You know, see how the common folk live by pretending to be on their level for a bit. One wouldn’t want to get completely out of touch.
My bag of holding just reached its limit.
You can put your bag of holding in mine. One of the side pockets should do.
You, sir, are truly Gargantuan. 
“bag of holding”? Please explain.
Regards,
Shodan
Much obliged. Obviously I was never a D&Der.
I’m so rich…
I have no concept of money, everything just happens when I want it to.
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub’s filled with Perrier
I but a dozen cars when I’m in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton
… I’m going to amend the whole set of federal building laws so that any staircase must be built with 1ft high steps and be no more than 2ft wide. Existing staircases will be immediately modified to meet requirements. And second floors are no higher than the sum of floors 1 and 3 divided by 2. Oh and I’ll make it so that cars can only use either green or lilac tail lights, the latter on weekdays only.
Seeing people struggle to obey would be fun.
As they get used to a set of my rules, I’ll create random new ones.
I’m so rich that I tell Bill Gates what charities to spend his money on.
Bill Gates?
Oh, thanks for reminding me. It’s time for my butler to take him out for his nightly poop.
I swear, it’s difficult to find billionaires who are housebroken these days. :mad:
I’m so rich that my face is next to the word “rich” in the dictionary.
Most dictionaries don’t have pictures, so I paid a legion of flunkies to stick Polaroids of me into every dictionary they could find.
Meh. Who uses a dictionary anymore? Really rich is when your picture is the first result for a Google search on “rich”.
I’m so rich that when I eat Chinese, I eat Chinese PEOPLE.