Say…If you ever need another husband…
I live in Utah so I’m pretty sure it would be O.K.
I have it on good authority (DeathLlama’s, to be precise) that I’m the coolest wife ever. We can call it a tie, though. DL is not much of a beer drinker, so buying him a keg wouldn’t get him going.
But.
I do go to strip clubs with him on occasion. Last time (about two weeks ago) I wore no bra under my t-shirt, and he got to sneak in some under-the-shirt groping while watching the dancers. He was very discreet and it was very dark, so there was no risk of getting caught…but it was exciting no less!
And ladies, how is he the best hubby ever? Saying things like, “Oh, your boobs are WAY better than hers…” 
Hey, I brew beer for my husband. 
(He’s not into strippers really.)
Gazelle, my wife is the coolest wife ever, but you are now in a very close second place. That is a COOL gift!! The fact that you filled it with Grain Belt earns you serious extra points. I haven’t had a Grain Belt in a long time.
If your husband should fall in love with his Kegerator, which he should, and starts ignoring you, which he better not since you got him a Kegerator, and my wife finally ditches me for a cute 20 year old punk rocker who has a Kegerator instead of a full sized fridge with a tap on the door… wanna have lunch?
You rock. Outstanding present!
So…what you’re saying is “Party at my place this weekend!”, right?
My birthday is at the end of November and my wife always starts getting upset with me about mid November.
Why?
I don’t want anything. I don’t need anything. I don’t need birthday presents, christmas presents, sweetist day presents, anything like that.
I got pretty much everything I need.
I usually end up asking her for a DVD just to give her something to shop for.
::kissing my own biceps::
Holy cow. You bought him Brain Melt.