Click the link in my sig for the story about my current username.
I’m ready for a change. Casablanca isn’t even in my top 50 films. I think I’ll change from Igrid Bergman to Ingmar Bergman, my second or third favorite filmmaker.
So:
Isak_Borg
Jons the Squire
Antonius Block
Any other suggestions or Yays for mine? (and no F*cking_moron suggestions, either :D)
How about Chess-Playing Death? Or Wild Strawberries, that would be a cool username.
Whys & Crispers?
Oh, you’re gonna ruin my day if you change your name… bleh. You have to change sig lines, too. Stop hurting my head, please. We love you as Ilsa_Lund, darn it all!
How 'bout Formas Puellas Amo? It’s Latin for “I love pretty girls” (I think- I know I got “puella”, “forma” and “amare” right, but I’m not totally sure about the declension and conjugation). Latin phrases are always cool.
You could be Hojo Hominigrits.
You could be Limbo d’Knee
Since you asked, I’m not particularly fond of your Ilsa Lund name. It’s a chick name and you’re not a chick. How about something manly like Bob? 
Vito deBill
Mars Beagle
Slice Mulligan
Xavier Breath
Eel Gox
Catfish Dogfish
Papa Rotsy
Bruce Wade Shuess
Harley Stiers
Philip McCup
**Genghis Con
Ivan ToBeAlone
Rock Hunter
**
I would suggest avoiding anything with the word Borg in it to avoid* trekkers.
*unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing…
Good idea… 
I’ll keep Ilsa for a while. Just not She-wolf of the SS.
How about Chad Sexington?
Ilsa, didn’t we just do this in another thread? Select from this list of names:
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Signed,
Slabby Mansteak
Ick. Most of these squat awkwardly between the Flintstones, fast food franchise names and B-grade trashy comedy flicks.
Funny though.
Why use your precious brain cells when you can use the patented naminator. It’s just so damn brilliant. Give it a try even if you don’t want a new username, heck, it’ll probably make you want a new username! The naminator is great! All hail the naminator!
They come from the F-Grade movie Space Mutiny. Or, more correctly, the A+ Mocking via MST3K of the F-Grade movie Space Mutiny, surely one of the worst abominations committed to celluloid.
Here’s mine…
Your new screen name is:
MeatJigglingZealot
L33T Version:
Me@tJ199lingZe@lot
You’re more than welcome to it, Ilsa, but I think you may want want to keep your current name!
This is simply hysterical. Makes me think of Long Duc Dong pronouncing it.
How about:
John Smallberries.
Wingman Gridberg
Gridman Ingberg
Beldar St. Marys
Ivan Offelitch
Kenny B. Lyon
Phil Dirt
Tex Tinsert
Waylon Karp
Stan Stills