You really must share with us. Or just with me. Your choice:D
I’ll read it ShinyCat
Oh, no, the dictated story is much creepier. Its GREAT. If, y’know, you’re completely screwed up in the head. Like me.
I have a few people beta-reading the story the phone sex is in (I’m still writing it, but it’s almost at 50k words now.) The phone sex probably doesn’t make sense out of context (… look, I write weird things, alright?)
I was just happy to be able to use phone sex and dic(k)tation in a sentence together.
Would love to read your stuff
Cheers
Jim the Destroyer of Guam and wager of war against Stormfront or JtDoGaWoWaS
That is getting a bit wordy, ya think
It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere!
Prohibited Live Animals
Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to:
Mammals (All)*
So, Cap’n Destroyer, just zactly what species are you???
It’s 54° with winds in the teens, or 30° + wind chill less than two days ugo. 
“Oh, baby.”
“Oh my dear, you turn me onnn!”
“It’s wonderful that we’re both Dopers.”
“Ohhhh yeahhhh…”
“Let’s - let’s role-play some of the stuff from that thread about fetishes!”
“ooooooh sssexxxy!”
(I hope I won’t get kicked off the board for writing something off-colour.)
Sorry that information is above your pay grade
Or I cannot read, whichever is more likely
Jim
If the wildlife is meant for Jawja, the brown tree snakes would be a better bet. Just sayin.
One of our fur machines has been dosed with magic cheese* in preparation for the big storm and even possible tornados we’re supposed to get tonight. So far, just a sprinkle.
- nothin’ says lovin’ like a Xanax stuffed in a piece of Velveeta.
BUY LAND! Unless things have greatly changed, you do not not not want to be an unlanded immigrant in Canada.
I have a lot of pull in Georgia (ours, not Swampy’s) in case you ever need it.
I did not work all day today. I will pay for it tomorrow.
Blurf.
Woke up too early. Last day for studying. :eek:
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 70 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 79 and a chance of rain. It did rain overnight and stormed some. Supposed to do the same today, Sunday and Monday. We shall see.
Y’all may ship all the spiders and snakes you wish to the Republic of Jawja. 
Ok, that’s all I got for now. Time to feed rumbly tummy and alas, purtification for irk must commence soon. At least it’s Firday.
Happy Firday Y’all!
Taz is back on The List. **FCD **is off today, so I could have slept in. But, *noooooooooo *- the idiot cat decides he needs to pee on the robe that I left piled on the floor, and I was awakened by the sound of him trying to “bury” his shame. Fortunately, the robe appears to have absorbed it all, so I flung it, and the T-shirt that was under it, down the stairs to be laundered later today. Then I tried to go back to bed, but between said cat thinking he deserved skritches and Higgs starting to whine in her crate, plus a killer stiff neck, I just gave up.
The cat box has been cleaned (not the reason he chose my robe, since the box was pretty clean anyway) and the dog has been fed. It cooled beautifully overnight, but no rain yet. There’s a 90% chance of rain/t-storms this morning, but according to the radar, it’s still pretty far out. We shall see.
A guy is coming over today to give us a price on grinding the stumps left behind after we had a bunch of trees and giant shrubs removed. Depending on what he quotes, I may call someone else for another estimate. It’ll be 18-20 stumps - a couple may be too close to other trees, so we shall see.
Other than that, we’ll just kinda wing it today. Hard to make plans when the weather is iffy. I do hope we can take our trash and recycling, tho - it’s starting to pile up. The recycling, that is. We don’t generate a lot of garbage, but with deliveries, there are a number of boxes in the garage.
Thus beginneth my day - Happy Firday!!
My multivitamin is making me nauseous again. I felt sick all day yesterday from this. I do believe I shall skip tomorrow’s vitamin.
Ugh, morning nausea. Reason #485 why I never want to catch the baby disease.
Speaking of, anyone heard from **Apes **lately?
it’s rainy and it’s gonna stay that way all frickin’ day
The rain just started here - I hope it lasts a while - the lawn could use a drink.
I’m hopin’ for more rain here as well. I mean, I’m at irk so it might as well be gloomy and rainy. I may make an earlyish day of it dependin’ on how well it goes with some stuff I need to get done. Still an amazin’ lack of whineage due to the LWOP situation. Maybe the figure it’s best not to poke da bear.
You might want to ask flytrap’s permission first. ;)
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