I'm Too Stupid, In the style of Right Said Fred

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m too stupid for this board
Too stupid for this board
Forum titles deceive me

I’m too stupid for a search
Too stupid for a search
When I think it hur-urts

And I’m too stupid for JillGat
Too stupid for JillGat
David B and Manhattan

And I’m too stupid for GD
Too stupid for GD
No way I dare debating

I’m a trollboy you know what I mean
And I write my little post just to flame you
Yeah just to flame you, Just to flame you yeah
I write my little post just to flame you

And I’m too stupid for this post…

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I love you, Manservant.

3

The Baby Jesus is laughing his ass off.

4

Manservant, would you mind performing this on the beach at DTF?

5

To hell with the beach at DTF! I want to see this on the webcam! MPG, baybee!

6

I propose that, for the rest of his time of the SDMB, Manservant Hecubus be henceforth refered to as Trollboy.

7

Fweeeee

I’m already either Mr. Cynical, Portnoy, Manservant Hecubus, Manservant Cynical, Mr. Portnoy, and any other combination you can come up with.

Anagrams disallowed.

8

Aww…you mean I can’t call you SATAN CUM BRUSH EVEN?

You’re no fun.

Rose

9

I think “Even Satan Brush Cum” would be better…

10

I fuckin’ love you guys.