If anything was possible, what type of foods do you wish existed? Would you go for something completely fantastic like Dragon burgers or something more useful like donuts that reduce your cholesterol? My own contribution would be a mango that was as easy to peel as a banana and that had no stone in the middle. Imagine taking a bite out of a deliciously ripe, juicy mango that was mango all the way through! Nothing but silky sweet fruit-flesh!
With your screen name I would have guessed an edible book.
My imaginary food is the Neverending Pizza.
It’s kinda like the “Neverending Story”, but with more pizza.
How about grapes that peel themselves and levitate towards your mouth with nothing but an indolent gesture from you?
Chocolate that works better than viagra for a really fun night?
Ice cream that stays cold and doesn’t melt until it’s in your mouth?
Platters of teleporting sushi that appear at the snap of your fingers?
Corn on the cob without any of those annoying cornsilk threads?
Grapefruit that doesn’t squirt in your eye.
Or grapefruit that you can peel as easily as a tangerine. Or grilled cheese sandwiches where that cheese stays all melty.
I can get behind the idea of permanently melty grilled cheese sandwiches.
How about nutritious, super-sized, low-calorie, ethically produced, deep-fried, fast food?
On a more realistic note:
Garlic-egg bagels. Here in New york (aka bagel capital of the world) you can get plain egg bagels, egg-onion bagels, and egg-everything bagels.
But not egg-garlic bagels.
A tasty, portable, no-need-to-prepare-in-the-morning low-carb breakfast.
Dear lord, yes. Spicy KFC chicken that’s actually good for your heart.
Like a scotch egg?
Roast rump of tree-dwelling elephant with ecstasy sauce.
With fries
Really good non-alcoholic wine and beer in all the varieties that normal wine and beer have. Sometimes I don’t want the alcohol, but I love the taste of good beer and wine with or afterward.
Krabby Patties. They just seem so good.
Bachelor Chow
Roast beast.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters!
Pomegranates where you don’t have to go through so much grief and effort for so smal a reward.
and where the juice doesn’t stain.
As Persephone said, Pomegranates are Hell.
In one of Asimov’s Foundation novels (I forget which, but definitely post trilogy - early in Trevize’s journies if I recall) there was a sector in Trantor known throughout the galaxy for its edible molds. It’s been a very long time since I’ve read the books but I still remember thinking - based solely on how well these molds were described - that I really want to taste them. To this day every time I eat a fancy cheese I wistfully long for Trantor mold.
Well hell, if we’re going to talk about fanciful things like cholesterol lowering donuts, dragon burgers and levitating grapes then we might as well go all out: A chocolate bar that grants eternal youth, health, and beauty; and has the next winning Powerball number printed on the inner label.