How many angels can dance on the head of atheist before he notices them?
How much cow bell is just enough?
How many roads must a man walk down?
Infinitely many. The atheist will never notice the angels, even as he wonders where that great dance music is coming from 
I had the answer here just a minute ago. Now where did it go?
Hold on a sec, I need to shut the window.
An infinite number of angels would have an infinite number of eyes, yes?
All quantities are equal to themselves. That’s axiomatic.
Therefore, infinity equals infinity.
That means the number of angels is equal to the number of eyes.
Conclusion: Angels only have one eye apiece.
What would Jesus’ name have been if he had been born in Tennessee?
If he had been born south of Tennessee the answer is obvious.
Jesus Bob
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
oops. nm
He had to. He got his girlfriend pregnant at his Christening party.
Back in the day, they wouldn’t reach the electrodes unless you put them in a booster chair which was just…really, really disturbing.
Nowadays, with lethal injection, it’s not a problem.
(See here for a graphic illustration of the problem.)
What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
If a train leaves Chicago at 8:00, and heads east at 58 mph; and another train leaves New York at 9:00, and heads west at 62 mph; then when does the Honolulu flight leave from San Francisco?
How much wood could a…Ahh nevermind. 
Yes. Yes it does.
When is a rose just a rose?
Who wrote the book of love?