September 8, 2035 at the age of 69 years old.
That’s only five days after my birthday, cool!
Cancer (47%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Hey, this has to be wrong, I drink HEAVILY.
And the DeathClock says:
Optimistic, July 2054 (Age 88)
Normal, June 2040 (Age 74)
Pessimistic, May 2029 (Age 63)
Sadistic, June, 2003 (Age 37)
I may have to take vacations in the summer to avoid these dates!