In a perfect world…
Cellular towers would be located in the backyards of people who:
I say, go ruin the vista you enjoy from your own breakfast nook, ya creeps.
What would happen in your perfect world?
In my perfect world,
•The temperature would always be between 30ºF and 70ºF (roughly 0ºC to 21ºC).
•The wind would only blow on warm days.
•Nobody would have to work before 11AM.
…I would always be …Happy? Satisfied? Content? …
I’d be driving a 1957 Ford Fairlane 500 with a 312 c.i. Thunderbird Interceptor under the hood and racinchikki in the passenger seat.
In my perfect world:
-The countergirl at my local coffee place would realize that when I say room for milk, I really, honestly want room for milk.
-Barnes and Noble would always have any book I want in stock.
-My dog would be housebroken and I could bring him up to school with me.
In a perfect world…hmmmm…
all of the tissue boxes would have pretty colors and patterns on them
instead of walls for my apartment, I could hae bookcases filled with books, movies, CDs, tapes, records, and slinkies
bread wouldn’t go stale the 3rd day that its been in your home
Christmas lights would be appropriate year-long decor
fruit loops would come in packages with just the green, blue and purple ones (the ones that I like)
tampons would be free (along with shampoo, conditioner, face and body wash, spoofys, toothpaste and toothbrushes, deoderant…other basic hygeine supplies)
pantyhose were never invented
The Pietasters, “Perfect World,” copyright 1993 Fudge Gun Music (BMI)
In a perfect world, I know your name
And in a perfect world we’d be the same
Perfect world I’d let you know
And in a perfect world I’d let you go
Perfect world I would love you
And in a perfect world I’d hate you too
Perfect world I see your face
And in a perfect world you’d know your place
But it doesn’t seem to be that way
All my friends left yesterday,
never know just what to say
to you
In a perfect world you’d understand
And in a perfect world you’d hold my hand
Perfect world you won’t know me
And in a perfect world just wait and see
Perfect world could be right here
Perfect world you won’t be near
Perfect world I’d run away
And in a perfect world you’ll come to stay
But I don’t know how to live my life
Dopes they cut me like a knife
Never want to take that away 'cause of you.
(chorus: I’m not living in a perfect world,
I’m just looking for that perfect girl.
I’m not living,
no I’m not living,
I’m not living thanks to you.)
In a perfect world without you
And in a perfect world I know what to do
Perfect world you’d be so far
And in a perfect world we’d never be apart
Perfect world I wouldn’t care at all
Perfect world I’m not in for a fall
Perfect world you’re by my side
And in a perfect world I’m along for the ride
That’s the world that I’m living in
Sell my soul for a fifth of gin
Going to hell for just one sin, and that’s you.
That’s the world that I’m living in
Sell my soul for a fifth of gin
Going to hell for just one sin, and that’s you.
(These folks are my friends, but I think this song may have been “borrowed” from another band. Any ideas?)