If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
the party never ends in a perfect world
if your life has hit the skids
wave goodbye to the wife & kids
I’m ready to move in to a perfect world
nacho cheese and anarchy
boy that sure sounds good to me
every kind of drug is free
in the new America
shoot your pistol in the air
celebrate a brand new year
living leisurely in a perfect world
everybody’s drinking hams
Good by all you straight edge bands
sit around and get a tan
in the new America
when I turn on my T.V.
nothing but pornography
no more rated “G” in a perfect world
strung out hookers everywhere
have a picnic feed the bears
now nobody even cares
In the new America
Nothing in this worlds for free
cause everything belongs to me
No more green fees in a perfect world
Oh baby… oh baby, vavavoom! I love it when you talk that way!
“In a perfect world Elvis Presley would be alive and all of the impersonaters would be dead.”
[ul][/ul][ul][/ul][sup]JOHNNY CARSON (Courtesy of Mangetout)
A perfect world is where only myself and my loved ones exist, but I could get out to other’s worlds and visit. I read a short story by Isaac Asimov that had something like this. Earth was merely a giant teleportation centre to other planets (all uninhabited, naturally, and generally dead in terms of life and geology), which had one house each on them, with one family, and so on.
That would be mightily cool.
Or, if a nuclear war eliminates all but my loved ones, that’ll be fine as well. I love the cold, anyways…
… I’d be living a lot closer to (or with) Gunslinger.
… I’d have my own theme song.
… Nobody would have allergies.
… I’d have a kitten.
… My English Comp professor wouldn’t harass me for being a Yankee.
… All my socks would be clean.
… I’d be skinnier and prettier and have good skin and natural grace.
… Clouds would always make pretty shapes in the sky.
… Bus tickets and gas would be less expensive.
… Math would make sense to me.
I might comment that it is also written "Judge not, lest ye be judged." (funny how Fundies forget that one :D) If your writer is male, I hope he never masturbated, for Onan sinned when he spent his seed on the ground, and if female, it also says "Wives, be submissive to your husbands." so they should not worry about jobs, etc., and just do what hubby says.
Of course, I believe they also say the Devil can quote Scripture for his own use, so who am I to say…
…ah, screw him…