This world would be a better place if...

In My Humble Opinion
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…there were no addiction. No substance or behavior that one couldn’t control with willpower.

What do y’all think would make a better world? (One per customer, please.)

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…if everyone had the same likes and dislikes as I do(at least I think it would be).

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…if musical intruments were easier to master and everyone could play something well.

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everyone were healthy.

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…personal responsibility was universally valued.

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If common sense came in pill form and everyone was designated a certain amount according to how ignorant they are.

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If Cecil ruled the world…

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If people could NOT see categories and only see other people, e.g. gay/straight, Right/Left, religions, races, nationalities, etc. Maybe science fiction-y, but a version of telepathy: being inside other peoples’ heads and seeing the world through their eyes.

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… if all of the women of the world worshipped my big cock.

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If the first stage of a romantic relationship was universally considered to be “friendship.”

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… I ruled the world.

I will promise to be a kind and benevolent dictator.

:slight_smile:

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…no one had to get up before noon.

…people who didn’t use turn signals received electric shocks

…nobody wore the shirt of the band playing a concert to the concert

…spandex were banned

…there were no size 0, 1, 2 (those people don’t have enough mass to exist in the universe)

…pants were universally sized (waistband length, inseam, hip and butt measurments)

…I had more than 2 pairs of the really comfortable underwear that I bought (well, I’d be a lot nicer)

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… people understood that the left lane is for passing.

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… all TV shows other than The Simpsons and Junkyard Wars were taken off the air.

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…everyone really listened.

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…everyone was more honest.

…everyone actually cared for other people

…I was in Chicago atm

…personal responsibility was present in all

…respect for other’s feelings was a key factor

…we elminated insecurities through the application of all of the above

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… everyone valued themselves.

… people read more.

… more people took a long-term view, looked at the wider perspective.

Fran

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…if all children were raised in a safe, loving, and nurturing environment.

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-If Pauly Shore were ripped apart by wild dogs. The only thing I’d like more than watching this is watching this in super-slow motion

-Deion Sanders never existed

-Kathie Lee Gifford were to never sing again

-Phil Hartman had never died

-I could get a date

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