Baglady-
That extra bit of info explains me pretty well. I’m a bit of a real man (The football seating assignments), followed with alot of class (The Orpheum assignments).
I’m just as adept at attending a down and dirty football game as I am attending a showing of Madame Butterfly.
About 8 billion cotton balls.
Thank God I didn’t have to resort to the Q-tips.
I thought everybody did what I do: Use your underwear. (and then throw it away of course) I’ve lost at least 4 pair of underwear this way.
A physics professor at my school told me a story about the time when he and a bunch of colleagues were travelling in China. There’s a picture of one man in which he is wearing socks. Another picture, taken a few hours later, shows him clearly sockless. Between the two pictures, he used an outhouse.
My professor commented that this man must have been quite an optimist to use both socks at once.